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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Need to clear all our dms.
Bennacer is trash
Krunic folded like a bitch after 8 games when he was given full responsibility this season
Adli poor kid is not it
Deers is going to die playing everywhere
 
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Need to clear all our dms.
Bennacer is trash
Krunic folded like a bitch after 8 games when he was given full responsibility this season
Adli poor kid is not it
Deers is going to die playing everywhere
Since they won't pay big bucks and it's pointless to bring inexperienced players like Ricci because they'd just be riding the bench most likely.

Why not go for low-cost veterans who at least have good understanding of the game? Doesn't have to be sexy, someone like de Roon (can cover for CB as well, like someone mentioned earlier) would do just fine to bridge the gap for rest of this year and EL until we have more funds/options to look at in the summer, potentially new manager as well.
 
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Need to clear all our dms.
Bennacer is trash
Krunic folded like a bitch after 8 games when he was given full responsibility this season
Adli poor kid is not it
Deers is going to die playing everywhere
I like all this.

Getting rid of Pioli will massively improve the midfield, though. He has no idea how to organize/manage a midfield without it just being Kessie-Tonali/Bennacer
 
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Since they won't pay big bucks and it's pointless to bring inexperienced players like Ricci because they'd just be riding the bench most likely.

Why not go for low-cost veterans who at least have good understanding of the game? Doesn't have to be sexy, someone like de Roon (can cover for CB as well, like someone mentioned earlier) would do just fine to bridge the gap for rest of this year and EL until we have more funds/options to look at in the summer, potentially new manager as well.
Bring anyone who can stay fit and doesn’t get bullied and run into the dead zone when Calabria fucks up

It’s amazing how undisciplined, short, weak and overrated bin naseer is
 
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Moncada was asked which player was his best discovery:

“There are many, especially French. However, I say Ismael Bennacer, who is an example of how much we all have to work harder and harder to improve. We followed him some time ago then he went to Arsenal, he found little space and came here to Italy. He grew a lot at Milan.”
 
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I like all this.

Getting rid of Pioli will massively improve the midfield, though. He has no idea how to organize/manage a midfield without it just being Kessie-Tonali/Bennacer
We need to respect Paolos wishes and let it play out for 4 more seasons :o


Pioli never got replacements for kessie, hakan and a proper cf. it is insane.

I don’t care who the coach is but without a good striker, good cam and a goood dm we are inviting us to molest from the middle. Problem hasn’t solved for years
 
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Maldini saved pioli’s ass twice once against Ralf ragnick and last winter with a heavy contract
 
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Since they won't pay big bucks and it's pointless to bring inexperienced players like Ricci because they'd just be riding the bench most likely.

Why not go for low-cost veterans who at least have good understanding of the game? Doesn't have to be sexy, someone like de Roon (can cover for CB as well, like someone mentioned earlier) would do just fine to bridge the gap for rest of this year and EL until we have more funds/options to look at in the summer, potentially new manager as well.
Yup we need that Van Bommel injection right about now.
 
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Since they won't pay big bucks and it's pointless to bring inexperienced players like Ricci because they'd just be riding the bench most likely.

Why not go for low-cost veterans who at least have good understanding of the game? Doesn't have to be sexy, someone like de Roon (can cover for CB as well, like someone mentioned earlier) would do just fine to bridge the gap for rest of this year and EL until we have more funds/options to look at in the summer, potentially new manager as well.
A good mix of veterans with our youth is never a bad thing
 
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Veterans who understand playing dm position in serie a who can dominate air also when both fullbacks are not available and one cb is suicidal.

Calcio was full of them now we can’t find a single one using algorithms



All it returns is
some barca wannabe midget who watches tiki taka can’t stay on the pitch or abandon the post at first call.
 
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Watching Simic highlights makes me feel more confident that we got a gem. He plays so self-assured
 
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I’ll bite.

Violence against women, homophobia (a concept not foreign to many here, I believe), sexual aggression against women are all widespread and pressing societal issues as well as being examples of toxic masculinity.
Denying that the concept of toxic masculinity even exists is another trait of said concept.
I always need to remind myself that you're the guy who advocates giving kids puberty blockers until they can figure out what gender they are :proud:

Ppl like you are here to guide everyone's every footstep in life 😍
 
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@mjm13 The day that dude will post he gonna receive 50 downvotes
 
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I always need to remind myself that you're the guy who advocates giving kids puberty blockers until they can figure out what gender they are :proud:

Ppl like you are here to guide everyone's every footstep in life 😍
:eek:

Is this true? Giacloren?
 
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Commoders about to see their dream midfield of Tij-Ben-RLC for the next game

Let’s see how it goes

Giroud starting again obviously
As he should. Worldcup UCL winner with the most goals in French history should never be benched for a loser like jovic
 

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What's a reverse exorcism?

It's when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
 
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Can everyone please once and for all stop with this **** talk? I'm very sensitive to such matters and it's not funny at all to laugh about it, doesn't matter if you're male or female.

I would really appreciate if you could stop joking about such things, it's not funny and really takes the joy out of reading any threads on this forum. I'd expect grown up men to be a bit more intelligent and not joke about such serious things.
 
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Ah i think this is really the last one now

Moncada said they have an algorithm for coaches too
The guy who broke the Tonali news and has been close to Milan under the new regime said they are looking at Conte and Motta

Motta being more likely given Conte's demands obviously

I'd be ecstatic with either
 
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Time to cleanse the commode with something more beautiful



 
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@ACM14061988 thank you for all of the news updates.

Moncada's coach algorithm better be working full force for next summer.
 
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GByqHfpWkAAETLe

Leao went from second semester Milan fashion student to divorced dad who gets his fashion tips from Men's Health quick.
 
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leao wearing the tie thats too short and the rest not wearing any. only giroud and theo pulling off the no tie look.
 
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Moncada was asked which player was his best discovery:

“There are many, especially French. However, I say Ismael Bennacer, who is an example of how much we all have to work harder and harder to improve. We followed him some time ago then he went to Arsenal, he found little space and came here to Italy. He grew a lot at Milan.”
lol I'm watching his video now that's not what he said

He was asked which player didn't convince him initially and his answer was Bennacer

but once he left Arsenal and developed in Italy he became a top player
 
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I went through this morning pages of the commode.

I would like to have it said that homophobia is extremely gay.
 
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lol I'm watching his video now that's not what he said

He was asked which player didn't convince him initially and his answer was Bennacer

but once he left Arsenal and developed in Italy he became a top player
My Google translatese was off, excuse me.
 
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