The Rumour Commode XLV: Anno 0

[sheva]

illlustration:

 

[forward]

^ The player that sits on the bench for the Dutch NT is definitely not worth 55M

 

[sheva]

another one

 

[sheva]

Christian Pulisic's new teammate? iShowSpeed 'signs' for AC Milan as Zlatan Ibrahimovic welcomes YouTube sensation | Goal.com

YouTube star iShowSpeed may have a future with AC Milan after Zlatan Ibrahimovic 'signed' him to the club's Futuro team for the 2024-25 campaign.

www.goal.com

what is this american nonsense

please bring berlu back from the dead

i heard theres a necro here?

 

[Kuroha]

Christian Pulisic's new teammate? iShowSpeed 'signs' for AC Milan as Zlatan Ibrahimovic welcomes YouTube sensation | Goal.com

YouTube star iShowSpeed may have a future with AC Milan after Zlatan Ibrahimovic 'signed' him to the club's Futuro team for the 2024-25 campaign.

www.goal.com

what is this american nonsense

please bring berlu from the dead

i heard theres a necro here?

they're building a brand, and "bad" thing is, a brand doesn't need to always be number one to be profitable

 

[sheva]

I don't mind morata, but I thought we had like 100m to spend? lol

 

[Cloren]

Predictions for the Euro Final?

I’m finally back home after a week back in army so I’m definitely gonna watch this as I couldn’t see the England/Netherlands sadly or Colombia/Uruguay

 

[Cloren]

 

[delira]

yall just dont want italians cause you all got small dicks bro

They're all shit atm

 

[sheva]

We sell all our italian players. Tonali, Cristante, Locatelli, El Shaarawy, De Sciglio

 

[sheva]

yall just dont want italians cause you all got small dicks bro

wish we could've signed this monster before he pivoted to another career

fuck you furlani

 

[delira]

Ngl I've slept on deftones, just saw a tiktok edit with their music
It slaps

 

[forward]

More italians please

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Oh yes, vintage Italian talent.
Sold his "favorite childhood club" for a bench spot at PSG with higher pay check.

 

[justiface]

I'm all for getting Morata and putting all the eggs in the Camarda basket. Morata is underrated, sure he's not the most prolific but he's always been a great team player. Can win aerial duels, decent pace and lots of calshio experience. Definitely a huge upgrade over Oli. Spend the money on other positions, hijack the Koopmeiners deal, get Strahinja and a decent RB.

 

[Thenebra]

Mercato stress is peeking.

Hurry up and buy (only true italians pls).

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[MilanMB]

You know you're saying here that Italian born black players are not pure Italians and can't give you the same family feeling as Italian born white players?

Or more precise: That you value human beings differently based on the color of their skin?

This is your chance to reconsider what you just wrote, clarify and blame it on English not being your first language. I suppose you take it.

So woke

 

[forward]

6 of these players have african roots dude
You ever saw a black frenchman or englishman who is pure french or english ?

This is not Milan anymore. The family feeling is gone.
Where is the time with Maldini, Nesta, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Inzaghi, Pirlo

I did get that warm family feeling from Balotelli.

 

[Berlusconi]

Di maria wasn't a flop at united

Okay chill bro I didn't mean to talk shit about your team

 

[Berlusconi]

the game needs more butchers and the guy might have a jab but hes gotta score his chances in big games otherwise whats the point? mexes would have put those chances away and knocked out the guy instead of taking a punch himself.

But he's perfect for Milan.

Good enough for us to argue about how good he is, but just shit enough for the other half of us to want to sell him for Pinamonti hihihihi

 

[SecondStar]

Morata is misunderstood. He will thrive here. Can’t wait to see him in red and black.

 

[Raz]

So, Morata will not have the growth decree? What’s the latest on that?

If so, he’s going to be by far the highest gross earner on the team. Even at 13m, he’s not exactly cheap.

13m x 4 years + 13 million transfer fee + agent fee...
These morons are gonna spend around 70 million for Spanish Matri...
Maldini died for THIS

 

[Shiby]

As an italian im ashamed yes, this is an Italian team in the 1st place. You as non Italian cant know the feeling.

I dont know bro. I think Milan was always great when it had Yugoslavian players. Italians only got the shine because the world is racist toward slavic people.

As a non slavic person you cant know the feeling.

Make yugo-milan great again.

 

[Shiby]

Morata is a good signing. Show me a better, more proven 9 that is actually available?

 

[MilanMB]

Im happy to sign the starting striker for Spain

yeah the only position they're shit in thanks for the help SPAINNNNNNNNNN

 

[Shiby]

yeah the only position they're shit in thanks for the help SPAINNNNNNNNNN

True. But which national team apart from Slovenia isnt shit at CF?

 

[pippofan]

ok, you don’t mind them. What makes you think they’d be happy to sit on the bench here vs starting for a midtable club so they can have a chance at becoming overhyped by Italian fans and some other big club pick them up so they get paid more than they are worth?

Gabbia was thought of as a stiff but when he returned in January had improved so much that became our most reliable defender and started ahead of Thiaw. Calafiori came from the Swiss League and after one season was sold for 45 million plus, and there are other examples of players that surprised wen given a chance to play.
We bought Pellegrino, Ballo Toure`, Lazetic, Origi, Dest that failed spectacularly while not even looking at cheap Italian prospects that could have been useful. Look at Brescianini wanted by Atalanta and others, Bellanova that was a member of the national team. At Inter he hardly played and didn't complain but had a very good season at Torino as a RWB. Juventus has a ton of young Italians that they send out on loan and then sell for high profit or keep on the squad. Gatti from Serie B to instant starter, Cambiaso, Fagioli, Miretti, Rovella, Kean, Caviglia, Frabotta, all Italian nationals. Atalanta that has produced Italian talent like Carnesecchi, Scalvini, Ruggeri while we seem to have a policy of no Italians no matter what.

 

[The Cat]

#Milan, #Pavlovic could now arrive regardless of the sale of another defender. A possible change of strategy, given the difficulties in reaching an agreement for #EmersonRoyal. Especially, if as anticipated by #Fonseca, #Kalulu will be used as a right back.

via @Gazzetta_it

 

[AC_Wesley]

New commode:

The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Or prick on jetski? Ultimately, I respected @patosheva Previous commode: https://forum.acmilan-online.com/threads/the-rumour-commode-xlv-anno-0.16638/post-3995452

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