The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Do you want the clown reaction to stay?


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Samaldinho

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Without the same sense of humor… it kind of shocks me to see an unheralded bald Italian coach actually turning Chelsea into a team, when so many before him failed. Was anyone besides Chelsea actually linked with Maresca before?
Maresca got a lot of hype for his work at Leicester City, he is from Pep's coaching staff, which is a pipeline to getting jobs.
 

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Bring back Maldini.

Let him do whatever he wants.
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negative effects of his incompetence as a SD.

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The more news come out

The more it’s clear Tomori was in on the penalty

I think maybe we should hold him responsible for this fiasco?
 

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The more news come out

The more it’s clear Tomori was in on the penalty

I think maybe we should hold him responsible for this fiasco?

That we are talking about these changes while also assuming our players all come back from international break ready to play is nonsense. Probably the biggest if should be Pulisic… not just for jet lag and late arrival; but, because he plays against 2 teams who regularly try to cripple him with referees who - by any other region’s standards - allow war crimes to occur on the pitch.

We really should assume he comes back to us beaten up. If so, is Fonseca going to end up rotating 4 or 5 starters?
 

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So finally people are coming around.

Do you know how many times this exact scenario happened to Pioli and everyone blamed him. Maybe not so blatant, like in the Fiorentina game, but trust me the players lost more than a handful of games for Pioli last year and he got shitted/shat on hard.

I swear I was the only one saying not all loses are Pioli's fault, the players were doing some wild shit out there last year...and it has only gotten worse. At least last year the players respected the coach.
I don't know about respect but at least they knew he wouldn't put them publicly so they were comfortable to continue or not act up against him.

But last season we even had Giroud losing his shit and getting cards / sent off I think.

Some others also pointed out the discipline issues and lack of effort but others just kept saying there wasn't any disciplinary problem, we just lack organisation.

All I know if things aren't sorted soon then we will become Chelsea / United in that it won't matter who arrives, the cycle will continue.
 

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Leao's love for rap music is equivalent to Bale's love for golf and Neymar's love for CS2.

The latter names were still world class effortlessly. Meanwhile Leao is not and will probably never be at their level.

So maybe behaving like a less talented but trying hard footballer like Ronaldo will help.
 

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If only our current crop could have even HALF the drive to perform as Mario.

He was on fire when he was on fire.

I mean everything aside for a moment- that ability on ball. Damn. Who in our squad has that kind of ability on ball.

It was a joy to watch him play. When he was on field anything could happen. That sense of anticipation was sweet. Him, Pato, Sharaawy.

Leo kind of has that ( not ability on ball exclusively but that us fans anticipate he will do something), and he kind of doesnt. It's tough to articulate.

Maldini could grow into such a player.
 

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Bring back Maldini.

Let him do whatever he wants.

The positive effects of his presence outweigh the negative effects of his incompetence as a SD.

Dafuq, he is not incompetent at all. Milan, under his reign, still won 1 Scudetto and reached CL semi-final. Yeah, he made mistakes here and there, but who doesn’t? Without him, your ‘genius’ scout still signed a nearly €30M Chuk, so what’s the difference? Let’s see how long it takes Milan to get back to the top level without Maldini. Let's just wait and see.
 

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Instead of wanting Maldini back who I believed his cycle as an SD ended for us, I rather we hire an actual competitive SD. Preferably Italian would know how to navigate and negotiate with other Italian clubs
 
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Dafuq, he is not incompetent at all. Milan, under his reign, still won 1 Scudetto and reached CL semi-final. Yeah, he made mistakes here and there, but who doesn’t? Without him, your ‘genius’ scout still signed a nearly €30M Chuk, so what’s the difference? Let’s see how long it takes Milan to get back to the top level without Maldini. Let's just wait and see.

Tell me more x

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The more news come out

The more it’s clear Tomori was in on the penalty

I think maybe we should hold him responsible for this fiasco?

timmy! cancel loan & send back to roma asap. send tom to stands & sell in Jan
 

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The more news come out

The more it’s clear Tomori was in on the penalty

I think maybe we should hold him responsible for this fiasco?

You should… you should hold the people that took the penalties responsible.
 

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Tammy should have said, “No, mate… I’m Tammy Abraham. I’m going to let the American killer take this one.”
 

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I actually feel bad for him

Because being a Milan player ain’t gonna be better for him emotionally or mentally 😂

This club is a mess

Werent people saying he had one of his best scoring years last season?
- and he was depressed because of football???
 

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He knew Adli just wanted us to win.
i was reading this article & i came across a disturbing word: "loanee"... he's coming back, isnt he :(
 
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actually, we're the dickheads, we keep thinking of different scenarios where team//club cud improve & reach the high places we want them to... but club has already come out & stated the direction they want to go... top3&out of group stage in europe
 

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