The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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I just saw that CR's goal was given as an assist to Mendes :lol:
How in the NAME OF FUCK is that deflected shit cross considered an assist?:lol:
That goal was all Ronaldo, and if you don't agree you don't know shit about football. Plain and simple.
You are right.
 

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Tbh I'm not even mad and I think a lot of y'all got a misconception of what the management is doing

After that mid mid season, I think nobody of that team deserves to stay

Sell Theo Maignan Leao etc get a lil cash and get players that will be hungry 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
 

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paganism is notorious for human sacrifice (not every pagan religion but compared to book religions there is a clear trend) and overall painting it as better goes against the historic tendency and reality imo. If not paganism we kinda get into something close to theistic satanism or so.
''Book religions''(what a fucking joke of a misnomer) are the same shit
Yahweh tells Abraham to kill his own son and he's ready to do it
Meawhile paganism(the word paganism was only used by christcucks and jews for the White IE religions btw), if you go back to its roots Manu and Yemo sacrifice the primordial cow to save the world, at least they doesn't sacrifice a human
Later on the lore got more degenerate with Zeus and all them motherfuckers(literal in the case of Zeus)
Not as bad as all that Middle East Hebrew bullshit, but pretty similar with egotist deities all over the place
Although in Ancient Rome and Greece there were already no human or animal sacrifices anymore, just taxes but middle easterners sure did + circumcision
The Christian church and Islam did far more damage to Europe than Ancient Rome and Greece ever did
Thanks to Christianity the dark ages happened, and for literal millennia the church were ignorant waged wars and persecuted many brilliant minds including Galileo Galilei
In fact this whole religion was invented by the jew Saul of Tarsus to subvert Roman Empire
Rabbi Yeshua(Jesus) didn't even exist
Rome allowing non-Romans to become Emperors or members of senate was what allowed for Christianity to poison the Empire from within and in doing so causing the Fall of the Empire and leading to the dark ages
Who knows how advanced we would be right now if that didn't happen
With Globohomo you never win

All religions are bullshit, Gnosticism is the closest to the truth but it adds christ bullshit to it too, but if you remove all that crap it's pretty close to the truth
The Matrix(which was based on some pretty obscure books) is also pretty close, as is Buddhism
But they all misdirect in some ways
The fudemental truth though is that our souls are all trapped here(if we all have souls that is) in this prison planet and tricked(by malicious creatures on the other side) to reincarnate over and over in this dump
People who have had NDEs have proven this already
There are also hints to this in many religions which middle east bullshit like Christianity and Islam overwrote with the promise of heaven bullshit

In Ancient Greek religion it's mentioned that your soul is taken to the River of Lethe(forgetfulness) to drink and remove your memorie and the warning is to not do that and to instead go to the River of Mnemosyne(Remembrance) and say a password and drink there and recover all your memories, prevent reincarnation cycle and let you enter in the realm of the Gods
They would put tablets in the corpses so that the souls of the departed would see them and use them as their guide so as to not forget.
If this method worked one can never know

Something similar is mentioned in Chinese Taoism with regards to some Goddess who stays close to a river and hands memory erasing drinks to spirits as they are passing by onto their next reincarnation
 

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The guy is the most complete athlete to play the game - right foot, left foot, jumping, heading, speed, shooting from every range - he mastered all aspects of the game :star:
Messi might have been more consistent and better in more seasons overall from the start of his career till now, but at his peak Ronaldo is the better player (personal opinion obviously).

Every day we still have the chance to watch him even at this age is a day of celebration.
Except for heading and jumping Ronaldo mogs CR7 in all those aspects though, just saying
To say CR is the most complete athlete to ever play the game is a stretch
 

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Can Messi survive in serie a at its peak?
I feel Ronaldo would adapt better to serie a when it was strong.

I would take ronnieee over Messi

Without Xavier iniesta he struggled for a while in the World Cup until the very last one where he fluked a win.
Messoy wouldn't have had the HGH drugs to play back then.
Let's say he did. Both CR and Messi could have maybe done 15-20 goals maximum on average in the late 90s if they were playing for Juve.
If they were playing for late 90s Milan or Inter maybe 10-15 goals on average.
I am being very generous with the 10-15 goal estimate, because maybe they might score even less since Inter was a shit team and Milan despite on paper being stacked were on horrible form + Serie A in 90s was a very defensive league most players did that amount barring a player here and there who either was Godlike(Ronaldo at Inter) or got lucky(Bierhoff at Udine) and scored past the 20-mark.

Keep in mind also they would have had worse physical preparation back then too and they would have to play with the old school ball which they aren't used to and in less than optimal pitches compared to today too. CR wouldn't have had the same opportunity to maximize his fitness to the extent he did because the knowledge wasn't there back then either. Messi wouldn't have the benefit of being trained by La Masia.
They would not have been the same players at all.

It would also be hard for them to adjust to not being protected by referees. Maybe at Ladri they would be somewhat because they're a referee team but at other teams forget it.
 
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I saw that
Lost whatever little respect I had for these clowns

I never really had any respect for these dogs

Roy kean i m sorry ducking one of the most overrated mids of all time

He is mid tier mid. Have seen that dog play. He is a fighter but not thing special. No real talent. Viera shits in him. Yaya would murder him in h2h battle. Plenty more

Scholes was far better than that clown.
What a horrible take. :fp:
 

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Wish him all the best but also feel like Furlani may have "encouraged" him to make the move.

Ya, for sure Furlani was in his ear like "you should leave, bro.... manchester is gorgeous in the fall!"

It surely wasn't double the salary, CL football, and a team comprised of 2B of transfers that convinvced him.
 

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Messoy wouldn't have had the HGH drugs to play back then.
Let's say he did. Both CR and Messi could have maybe done 15-20 goals maximum on average in the late 90s if they were playing for Juve.
If they were playing for late 90s Milan or Inter maybe 10-15 goals on average.
I am being very generous with the 10-15 goal estimate, because maybe they might score even less since Inter was a shit team and Milan despite on paper being stacked were on horrible form + Serie A in 90s was a very defensive league most players did that amount barring a player here and there who got either was Godlike(Ronaldo at Inter) or lucky(Bierhoff at Udine) and scored past the 20-mark.

Keep in mind also they would have had worse physical preparation back then too and they would have to play with the old school ball which they aren't used to and in less than optimal pitches compared to today too. CR wouldn't have had the same opportunity to maximize his fitness to the extent he did because the knowledge wasn't there back then either. Messi wouldn't have the benefit of being trained by La Masia.
They would not have been the same players at all.

It would also be hard for them to adjust to not being protected by referees. Maybe at Ladri they would be somewhat because they're a referee team but at other teams forget it.
I agree but I was referring to 2000 to 2010 era

I feel Ronnie would beat Messi there.

90s yea would be way different.

But I do know one thing for sure. Goat team is capello/sacchis Milan. Best in history.
 
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Imagine scoring over 900 goals and Eusebio still scoring more goals than you in 1 world cup and taking them to 3rd place :proud:

#QualityOverQuantity
Eusebio :lol:
This guy is one of the most overrated players ever
Jose Aguas was better than him
Benfica won 2 European Cups with Aguas, Aguas misses final vs Milan in 1963 Benfica loses with overrated Eusebio in the pitch
 

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It was the usual Leao. Came on in minute 75 and was gassed and out of the game by 110. No end product, passenger in defense. Theres a reason why he was not starting. Fact is that in the whole tournament, whenever he started he was almost always one of the first player to be subbed out.

Honestly i hope a coach gets through to him. It wont happen here. Like Donaruma, hes too protected here and wont grow. Maybe Bayern is a good career move for him, maybe itll be PSG for Dembele type move for him. Bros already 25.
I guess he should’ve stopped all those Spanish players from fouling him in the final third to prove he has an end product

I agree though this club atm does not have the right environment but that much is clear
 

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Except for heading and jumping Ronaldo mogs CR7 in all those aspects though, just saying
To say CR is the most complete athlete to ever play the game is a stretch
For me though at the absolute peak form no one comes close to ronaldinho

Single handedly can wreck anyone

Anybody
No one touches him
 

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I saw that
Lost whatever little respect I had for these clowns

I never really had any respect for these dogs

Roy kean i m sorry ducking one of the most overrated mids of all time

He is mid tier mid. Have seen that dog play. He is a fighter but not thing special. No real talent. Viera shits in him. Yaya would murder him in h2h battle. Plenty more

Scholes was far better than that clown.
They are only right if they are talking about Juve
Dr. Agricola in the 90s says hi
Del Piero in the 90s was snorting them PEDs
 

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Grazie Paolo

Can't wait to have you back and fuck the club up some more with your wonderful deals. You truly were an asset.
Oh yeah, firing Paolo has worked wonders for us!


Well, at least for other teams it did.

We are the laughing stock of europe atm.
 

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Wish him all the best but also feel like Furlani may have "encouraged" him to make the move.

don't know about TJ, but here I'm impressed with ezdubs_bot :lol:
 

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I agree but I was referring to 2000 to 2010 era

I feel Ronnie would beat Messi there.
We actually have a pretty perfect reference there.
Pato.
Compare 18 year old CR in a solid Man U team playing in an easier to score in league like PL 2003/04 to 18 year old Pato at aging Milan with no reliable strike partner(he carried that attack by himself) in 2008 Serie A. He did much worse. You can say that CR played on the wing but that's a bad argument because Pato would regularly drop deep and collect the ball and attack from left wing back then anyways.
Compare 18 year old Messi on a pretty good Barca team in shitty ass La Liga 2005/06 playing with Prime Ronaldinho, Deco, Iniesta, Xavi, Eto'o etc to the same Pato. He also did worse than him.
Milan had the real monster in Pato and we wasted him.

Anywho, Prime CR maybe would have done better in 2000s Serie A than Prime Messi because he's not as reliant on systems but probably not by a whole lot.
 

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Tell that to people who had Near-Death Experiences my guy.
I would love it if there was nothing after death, that would be great. Unfortunately the truth is shit, we get our memories washed and tricked to reincarnate by malevolent forces stuck in an unending loop unless if somehow we're able to escape this shit cycle.
 

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