The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[delira]

Tell that to people who had Near-Death Experiences my guy.
I would love it if there was nothing after death, that would be great. Unfortunately the truth is shit, we get our memories washed and tricked to reincarnate by malevolent forces stuck in an unending loop unless if somehow we're able to escape this shit cycle.

Looks like an Elden Ring scenario

 

[grandeacm2]

For me though at the absolute peak form no one comes close to ronaldinho

Single handedly can wreck anyone

Anybody
No one touches him

Ronaldinho was entertaining but not even close to Prime Ronaldo


I love Dinho but don't even rate him as high as Prime Rivaldo
Dinho scored some good goals in 2002 WC but Rivaldo was a major key player unlike him
Ronaldo even post-injury was still the best player

 

[finnishhacker]

Why is everyone acting like Nations League is a big deal now ?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Ronaldinho was entertaining but not even close to Prime Ronaldo
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I love Dinho but don't even rate him as high as Prime Rivaldo
Dinho scored some good goals in 2002 WC but Rivaldo was a major key player unlike him
Ronaldo even post-injury was still the best player

R9 never really won much in ucl. Never really stood out. So I am not able to rate him all that high. Skill wise sure but Ronaldinho beats him there quite easily.

At ronaldinhos peak, he was pure magic. No defender could stop him. Too bad it don’t last give his party lifestyle.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Why is everyone acting like Nations League is a big deal now ?

Wait this was nations league

I thought it was euros loooool
Cr7 celebrating nations league cup.

I don’t watch shitty comps so I don’t care tbh. Just watch some games if Milan players are playing.

 

[Wild]

Why is everyone acting like Nations League is a big deal now ?

Because it fits the narrative

 

[Wild]

I thought it was euros loooool

 

[grandeacm2]

R9 never really won much in ucl. Never really stood out. So I am not able to rate him all that high. Skill wise sure but Ronaldinho beats him there quite easily.

You are wrong there.
Ronaldo never played many seasons in CL to begin with.
The only legit half-chance he had was in 2002/03 post-injury at Real before Perez sold Makelele.
After that Galacticos was purely an ad, signing guys like Beckham but not signing a good replacement for Makelele for example and firing Del Bosque who did well. Plus in addition to Real Madrid being shambolic and unorganized Ronaldo also started getting fat because of his condition after this.

Before that Ronaldo was playing for Shinter, Farca and PSV.
At the first 2 he won the UEFA Cup Winners Cup and UEFA Cup when they were still worth something, and he did that with a shit Inter team and an average Barca side.
Ronaldinho won CL 2005/2006 with referees, Puyol diving to g Sheva goal, Eto'o goal assisted by Larsson iirc being offside in the final.
I would argue Ronaldo did better than Ronaldinho in Europe if anything.
Ronaldo was also a protagonist and scored in both of those European finals whereas Ronaldinho disappeared.
I could even argue that Lazio 1997/98(where Nesta played) was a better team than Arsenal 2005/06 and maybe even PSG 1996/97 with Rai and Leonardo

Let's also not forget that Ronaldinho bottled it against Internacional in 2006 CWC and in doing so gave Pato his first ever title.

 

[amanmilan]

R9 never really won much in ucl. Never really stood out. So I am not able to rate him all that high. Skill wise sure but Ronaldinho beats him there quite easily.

At ronaldinhos peak, he was pure magic. No defender could stop him. Too bad it don’t last give his party lifestyle.

But if you listen to all the legends that played alongside him for various clubs during training etc they said he was just from another planet. Devastating. Ronaldinho was more a showman etc wasn’t concerned with goals scored or anything of that sort

 

[Wild]

tricked to reincarnate by malevolent forces

I always had my suspicions

 

[danilo1899]

Verona defender Diego Coppola is on the verge of joining Brighton for a fee exceeding €11m plus add-ons, with the Premier League side confident of reaching a complete agreement within 48 hours.

Why we're not in it for this guy? I'm afraid it'll be someone random like Rugani in the end...

 

[pippofan]

Claudio Ranieri reminds me of Cincinnatus that retired from politics and the military to tend to his farm not far from the Tiber River. But when Rome was attacked and not doing well was convinced to return to lead the legions, and he did, winning the war.

Ranieri is 73 years old, was out of football but returned to coach Roma because that's the club that he loves and did a great job, missed CL by one lousy point. As a reward was hired as a consultant and he's the one that chose Gasperini as his successor.

You figure now is the time to relax, enjoy the fruits of his labor, but the Italian National team is in grave danger so has been called again, this time to rescue his homeland. Not only has he unretired once more but has also kept his job with Roma so that he now has two positions.

Ranieri is probably the most likable Italian coach out there, often speaks the truth, has good humor, and is well liked by the media. His sense of duty is admirable, but the Italian job is where coaches go to die, so hope his reputation is not damaged if things go badly. Of course, if we can't beat Moldova today we're basically out already.

 

[grandeacm2]

Looks like an Elden Ring scenario

Near Death Experiencers all reported many common things whether they were religious or atheist.
A tunnel of light(this is the trap where your soul gets recycled unfortunately as researched by many people), phony life reviews by a phony spirit guide gaslighting you into going back because ''it's not time for you to die yet'' or gaslighting you with phony soul contracts which state that you have to reincarnate because you are in debt due to phony karma etc.

The realm after death is a scary place.

 

[Berlusconi]

Here we go again guys, the famous "AC Milan 1 Step Away" transfers have officially started. What a time to be alive!

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Ok so some news;

Maignon issues an ultimatum. Looks like he wants to move to Chelsea. And has warned milan

Ooooooh we should be scared.

Replacement options seem vanja or der stegen. Milan is interested in the Barca keeper

2) broja plus 15 mil for maignon is being offered.
Lel

 

[grandeacm2]

I thought it was euros loooool

Bro you what?
Euro's was last year with Spain winning

 

[grandeacm2]

Broja? We don't need the Albanian Origi
Fuck off Chelshit

 

[pippofan]

Near Death Experiencers all reported many common things whether they were religious or atheist.
A tunnel of light(this is the trap where your soul gets recycled unfortunately as researched by many people), phony life reviews by a phony spirit guide gaslighting you into going back because ''it's not time for you to die yet'' or gaslighting you with phony soul contracts which state that you have to reincarnate because you are in debt due to phony karma etc.

The realm after death is a scary place.

I have to be honest, but I don't believe in any of that. Near death experiences could be hallucinations or the subconscious mind doing tricks, who knows.

I have been atheist ever since I was 10/11, my secret in a very conservative and Catholic town, but never saw the logic of faith, believing in something that there's no concrete evidence of its existence. I'm more or less in the George Carlin camp on this and Sam Kinison who was actually a preacher turned comedian that made fun of religion in very vulgar terms.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

You are wrong there.
Ronaldo never played many seasons in CL to begin with.
The only legit half-chance he had was in 2002/03 post-injury at Real before Perez sold Makelele.
After that Galacticos was purely an ad, signing guys like Beckham but not signing a good replacement for Makelele for example and firing Del Bosque who did well. Plus in addition to Real Madrid being shambolic and unorganized Ronaldo also started getting fat because of his condition after this.

Before that Ronaldo was playing for Shinter, Farca and PSV.
At the first 2 he won the UEFA Cup Winners Cup and UEFA Cup when they were still worth something, and he did that with a shit Inter team and an average Barca side.
Ronaldinho won CL 2005/2006 with referees, Puyol diving to g Sheva goal, Eto'o goal assisted by Larsson iirc being offside in the final.
I would argue Ronaldo did better than Ronaldinho in Europe if anything.
Ronaldo was also a protagonist and scored in both of those European finals whereas Ronaldinho disappeared.
I could even argue that Lazio 1997/98(where Nesta played) was a better team than Arsenal 2005/06 and maybe even PSG 1996/97 with Rai and Leonardo

Let's also not forget that Ronaldinho bottled it against Internacional in 2006 CWC and in doing so gave Pato his first ever title.

I don’t know. I agree r9 dint have great support in some of the teams but he still played for a strong Barca side. He did well individually but never managed to win ucl or even go far.

I agree about the Sheva goal but individually Ronaldinho caused gattuso and nesta etc plenty of problems. This was peak nesta etc and he made it look easy. Although yes we should have won the game in camp nou. They robbed us. Still overall a very close game

Remember iniesta xavi were way too young at the time.

So did r9 in his prime but nesta was not as good back then. He was 22 and no where close to his prime.

 

[grandeacm2]

I have to be honest, but I don't believe in any of that. Near death experiences could be hallucinations or the subconscious mind doing tricks, who knows.

I have been atheist ever since I was 10/11, my secret in a very conservative and Catholic town, but never saw the logic of faith, believing in something that there's no concrete evidence of its existence. I'm more or less in the George Carlin camp on this and Sam Kinison who was actually a preacher turned comedian and made fun of religion in very vulgar terms.

Nope, these people were legally dead in all cases. Brain/heart activity was 0. They were all able to describe conversations around the room that happened after their death with startlingly clear detail. They were even able to know things like where one of the doctors put one of his tools and all sorts of things.
So the more accurate term would actually be ''Death experience''
The truth is uncomfortable, but it's better to be prepared than not.

Majority of these NDErs report good things from the side, but that's because they were easily fooled by the phony spirit guides, but quite a few figured out that something's amiss and that something doesn't feel right.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Bro you what?
Euro's was last year with Spain winning

Man I lost interest in all that shit after Milan’s season. I just watch if Milan players play in World Cup or any big games.

We are celebrating nations league now???? Since when wtf

Hell I would put A league over that crap.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Broja? We don't need the Albanian Origi
Fuck off Chelshit

lol you hate every Albanian player haha

 

[sheva]

let pendu have this one

next year it’s business as usual for him

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Didn't know what pendu is (thought it was a derogatory term for massaro) so I looked it up, and it's hilarious

Urban Dictionary: Pendu

Pendu: [The so] called GOAT according to [chromosome] deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the [Saudi Arabia] looking for penalties...

www.urbandictionary.com

The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.

A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles

 

[Berisha1997]

lol you hate every Albanian player haha

Broja isnt really that, what we need bro.

 

[Ludwig]

People celebrate friendly cup

 

[Wild]

Ok so some news;

Maignon issues an ultimatum. Looks like he wants to move to Chelsea. And has warned milan

Ooooooh we should be scared.

Replacement options seem vanja or der stegen. Milan is interested in the Barca keeper

2) broja plus 15 mil for maignon is being offered.
Lel

So they value Broja for 5mil.
No thx.

 

[grandeacm2]

I don’t know. I agree r9 dint have great support in some of the teams but he still played for a strong Barca side. He did well individually but never managed to win ucl or even go far.

I agree about the Sheva goal but individually Ronaldinho caused gattuso and nesta etc plenty of problems. This was peak nesta etc and he made it look easy. Although yes we should have won the game in camp nou. They robbed us. Still overall a very close game

Remember iniesta xavi were way too young at the time.

So did r9 in his prime but nesta was not as good back then. He was 22 and no where close to his prime.

Nesta at 22 was in his prime wtf are you talking about bro?
Before Real Madrid he only play in CL once in 1998/99 with Inter, that was pre-injury
Then he spent like 2 years out of comission with his knee blown

He didn't get to play CL again until Real Madrid
2002/03 was his only real shot due to team circumstances and due to weight gain illness

These are the seasons he played in CL
Playing in CL was not easily guaranteed in the 90s
PSV was second place to Van Gaal Ajax he was there for 2 season, at Barca he was there for 1 season where they were at CWC, at Inter... yeah

At Inter
1998/99 1 goal in 6 matches
At Real
2002/03 6 goals in 11 matches
2003/04 4 goals in 9 matches
2004/05 3 goals in 10 matches
2005/06 No goals in only 2 matches
2006/ to December 2006 2 goals in 4 matches

Prime Ronaldinho > Post-injury Ronaldo(except for 2002 and 2006 World Cup where in 2006 especially Ronaldinho was a huge disappointment)
But Prime Ronaldo >>>>>>>>>>> Prime Ronaldinho and it's not even close

Ronaldo after having his knee completely blown out twice was still doing shit like this at Real as late as 2004/2005 in Champions League


It just sounds to me like you didn't witness pre-injury Ronaldo live tbh because nobody who saw him at PSV, Barcelona, Inter pre-injury would ever think Ronaldinho was better

 

[sheva]

Rapper Lmao = Nations league winner.
Lazy unprofessional Mike and Theo = top 3.

RnB football pundits = sucking dicks like always.

 

[Berlusconi]

Celebrating the Europa League equivalent of the Euro

Mreanwhile Messi:

Are we going to take World Cup 2022 seriously?

5 penalties in 7 games....AC milan didnt even get 5 penalties all year

 

[Berlusconi]

Imagine scoring over 900 goals and Eusebio still scoring more goals than you in 1 world cup and taking them to 3rd place

#QualityOverQuantity

Imagine a guy doing cocaine pre game won your country a world cup before you?