The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[P.Lorre]

Gazzetta - Bennacer is returning to Milan, as Marseille are not going to buy him out for the 12M agreed fee.

Very strange... Didn't Boban say 3 weeks ago he's world class and mgmt was dumb to let him go?

 

[papaberlu]

saw links to Kim and Zinchenko this morning

Man I really don’t want Korean Tomori at the club

Don’t even get me started on the other one

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

In talks for another loan to OM

 

[P.Lorre]

Origi and Bennacer being among our highest paid players, fucking hell...

As much as I can't stand Mike or Theo, they see the precedent that was set by "their guy"....

 

[delira]

Fuck that women beater

 

[papaberlu]

If Theo doesn’t fuck off he’s gonna end up looking like current Wesley Sneijder

 

[Mr. Tea]

Can’t blame him for not wanting to go to Saudi Arabia at 27

 

[P.Lorre]

Can’t blame him for not wanting to go to Saudi Arabia at 27

4-5x your current wage per season, when you're a bum?
ya, I kinda can blame him

 

[papaberlu]

Can’t blame him for not wanting to go to Saudi Arabia at 27

I imagine the alcohol laws are more prohibitive for him

 

[killerkid]

When i see with who we are linked i want those three bozzoz to stay ,
We have Max now one game a week next season i am sure they will preform a lot better under a serious Coach(wich max is wheter we like it or not)

 

[killerkid]

Of he

saw links to Kim and Zinchenko this morning

Man I really don’t want Korean Tomori at the club

Don’t even get me started on the other one

If Kim arrives with Tomori we will have Rush Hour 3 of center backs

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Kim was good at nipples to be fair.

We also have the Korean marketing angle.

Loan with option then it’s ok.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Guys want to hear a joke

Lolito is saying he values rovella for 50 mil

Hahahaha

 

[CROMIL10]

Nice cheap option for CB position… good thing Tare likes Djimsiti

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Eusebio
This guy is one of the most overrated players ever
Jose Aguas was better than him
Benfica won 2 European Cups with Aguas, Aguas misses final vs Milan in 1963 Benfica loses with overrated Eusebio in the pitch

If he's overrated what does it say about other forwards that didn't reach 9 goals in multiple world cups

Are we going to take World Cup 2022 seriously?

5 penalties in 7 games....AC milan didnt even get 5 penalties all year

France got 4 penalties in 2018 and no said anything, but when Argentina gets 5 its rigged

I guess the 2 penalties in the final to keep France in the game wasn't rigged either

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

I consider MM to have dropped off significantly. He was a little better this season but I can see why we’d want to move off of him, especially if he won’t extend.

Theo is unfortunate as he is talented but unmotivated and has been poor in mentality and play for almost two seasons.

I would expect him to flourish in a new team but probably fall off after 2-3 seasons wherever he ends up due to his mentality.

 

[grandeacm2]

PSG when buck tooth played was a pretty mediocre team though. Ronaldo dint play for a completely mediocre side.

I agree r9 at his absolute best may have been the best ever. But his peak never lasted long.

22 no matter what you body is not even fully developed at that stage. Unless nesta is age fudging which isn’t really pervasive in Italian football. So I doubt that would be the case. Still a great defender but that was no where near a prime nesta. World class for that time still. Which is why we ended up buying him. He got a lot better later on.

When Ronaldinho came to Barca they weren’t really doing all that great either.

R9 never carried out a huge transformation like Ronaldinho did. He made Barcelona great again tbh. Mentored Messi and shit too. Freakish player at his best. Just unplayable when on song. He faced all top defenders at their peak. R9 may not have had the same impact Ronaldinho did against that Milan team albeit cheating which I agree with. But in the game you could just watch how helpless we were at times when Ronaldinho had the ball. I never felt that way for Maldini or any of our defenders when r9 played at his best for inter.

Both were absolute beasts. But peak version I would choose buck tooth. His creativity, flair and his surprisingly strength just made him unplayable. Different position anyway.

For club level anyway

At World Cup stage or international games there is no one close to r9 obviously. Well barring pele. Untouchable there.

Ronaldo's Inter the season before he came were in 3rd place and that's mostly because they overperformed and other teams had some injury issues. In reality they were more like the 7th best team in Serie A at best, in 1995/96 they were in 7th place and they hadn't won scudetto in 7 years. Ronaldo was 21 and almost won it for them in his first season if not for the ref Ceccarini.
Ronaldinho was playing in baguette league, he should have atleast won one of the cups
Even at PSG he jobbed a cup final which he should have won(btw Mexes was playing for Auxerre, fucking Mexes won a cup vs Ronaldinho)

2003 Coupe de France final - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

This is why I can't agree with you when you say Ronaldinho at peak was unstoppable
His disappearance in finals is a mark against him, much like his horrific penalty-taking skills when he was at Milan

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

OM like the player but due to his injury issues are hesitant to purchase outright.

 

[CROMIL10]

If he's overrated what does it say about other forwards that didn't reach 9 goals in multiple world cups



France got 4 penalties in 2018 and no said anything, but when Argentina gets 5 its rigged

I guess the 2 penalties in the final to keep France in the game wasn't rigged either

No player was pushed as much as Messi and no NT as much as Argentina that year. And not talking about penalties only.

 

[forward]

Cherki, the biggest "new" name in french football, sold for 35M to City.

But 70M for Tiji is blasphemous. Hmm

1. Cherki isn't the biggest new name in french football. Doue is.

2. Cherki had 1 year left on his contract (till June 2026). Tiji just extended till 2030 a few months ago.

 

[grandeacm2]

If he's overrated what does it say about other forwards that didn't reach 9 goals in multiple world cups



France got 4 penalties in 2018 and no said anything, but when Argentina gets 5 its rigged

I guess the 2 penalties in the final to keep France in the game wasn't rigged either

CR would have 13 goals if he had 5 fake penalties given by Qatar like Messi was
You lose sir

Trying to smirch France who won the trophy in a clear manner
Patheticskinner.jpg

 

[nonsonoqui]

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Ronaldo's Inter the season before he came were in 3rd place and that's mostly because they overperformed and other teams had some injury issues. In reality they were more like the 7th best team in Serie A at best, in 1995/96 they were in 7th place and they hadn't won scudetto in 7 years. Ronaldo was 21 and almost won it for them in his first season if not for the ref Ceccarini.
Ronaldinho was playing in baguette league, he should have atleast won one of the cups
Even at PSG he jobbed a cup final which he should have won(btw Mexes was playing for Auxerre, fucking Mexes won a cup vs Ronaldinho)

2003 Coupe de France final - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

This is why I can't agree with you when you say Ronaldinho at peak was unstoppable
His disappearance in finals is a mark against him, much like his horrific penalty-taking skills when he was at Milan

If only both beasts dint indulge in party lifestyle
Moreso fat Ronaldinho.

 

[Myalon]

I think I understood the goal of Gerry he was fed up with it to be told to get out of the club he said he was going to get rid of these supporters.

It is then that Tare appeared "do not worry Gerry I know a specialist in the matter it is a coach who manages to anesthetics his own supporters so slow and defensive the opponent also ends up falling asleep and there he asks his players to take advantage of it to score.

Gerry amazed "Super You are my Savior Mr. Do you want to be our technical director?" Tare replied warmly "obviously no one requests me for advice anyway" anyway "

Gerry Joyeux retorted "We are a pretty common point But what is this genius?"
Tare "Allegri he is known for this power"
Gerry "let's sign it quickly before supporters claim a real football coach please"
Tare "he expects that nobody wants him his only defect he is bad in UCL because the game is too fast the opponent does not have time to fall asleep"
Gerry "it's okay, sign it quickly for this season while supporters forget me football we will see after"
Tare "No problem he told us that his only requirement would be to have slow or invisible players in the team that young people adapt to his dual game. He does not want technical players who flourish the game or spectacular players who create opportunities. These kinds of players are likely to redo the supporters "

Gerry "He must surely be a big fan of Bondo this one Tare you found us a real genius I name you as my right arm in addition to your post as director"

 

[Forza AC Milan]

Guys want to hear a joke

Lolito is saying he values rovella for 50 mil

Hahahaha

Are you surprised? He overvalues his players by a lot. Not into the discount business like we are.

 

[Curupira]

I say if we can get them to do Maignan numbers just be done with it

 

[Soldier_of_god]

What’s the part about chuckweaze?

He is leaving?

 

[grandeacm2]

Gazzetta - Bennacer is returning to Milan, as Marseille are not going to buy him out for the 12M agreed fee.

Very strange... Didn't Boban say 3 weeks ago he's world class and mgmt was dumb to let him go?

Why are people twisting Zorro's words?
He said that Milan should have kept Bennie because he's a technical mid and they could have used him againt Feyenoord
He said that months ago not weeks

 

[grandeacm2]

Guys want to hear a joke

Lolito is saying he values rovella for 50 mil

Hahahaha

Remember Zamparini selling Pastore for 40m to PSG
He was making fun of Galliani for trying to lowball him

 

[nonsonoqui]

What’s the part about chuckweaze?

He is leaving?

I wish

No, Betis have just sounded him out