UEFA Champions League 2014 -2015

[Rotti]

Kroos crossed a cross and when Kroos had crossed the cross the cross was crossed.

 

[Mr. Milanista]

Euromaxxx takes on his toughest task yet.

 

[Rotti]

Madrid is a joke. Piece of cake for Juve imo.

 

[Sage]

general euromax leads his troops into another battle

first he invaded germany and france, now it's time for spain to submit to his unrivaled strategies.

 

[Rotti]

Daaaaaaaaaaaai! Daaaaaaaaaaaai! Daaaaaaaaaaai!

Pls make my dream come true. Take The Ol' Lady to the finals and lose. PLEASE!

 

[AsparagusFC]

syiiit. euromaxx activated turbo mode..

 

[leaf]

Carlo Ancelotti motherfuckaaazzz

Go on champ!!
Do to JuBe what we can't do now!!!
Make up for your time coaching them
I'd say Carlo knows a thing or two about consecutive CL wins

Edit: wait....ppl supporting EuroFax Haven't you seen enough zebra shit floating to the top of SerieA?

 

[jammin]

Carlo vs Max
Vader vs Luke

 

[Jasper]

 

[Qaas]

Come on max!
And lose in the final because of a messi goal

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Euromax lmao. U guys are hilarious. Nearly poured my coffee on the keyboard at work. Sage .

 

[Rotti]

Lol. Nvm this. ERROR.

 

[leaf]

Fuck EuroSnacks
Carlo to have him for lunch
pls don't fuck this up Carletto
Y'all sum groupie ass bitchezzzzzz
#noshame

 

[milanicious]

One can name many strikers that can replace Ibrahimovic : Weah , Batistuta and Vieri.

 

[Sage]

euromax will make eurosnacks out of real madrid

 

[williamp]

REFal stand no chance against Juve.

Best possible draw Max could have gotten.

 

[AsparagusFC]

i can smell another choke from ancelotti

 

[AsparagusFC]

One can name many strikers that can replace Ibrahimovic : Weah , Batistuta and Vieri.

Ruudtje

 

[jammin]

Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti.

 

[KujaIX]

Fuck EuroSnacks
Carlo to have him for lunch
pls don't fuck this up Carletto
Y'all sum groupie ass bitchezzzzzz
#noshame

Is it not better to hope Juventus win for the sake of Serie A and aiding Milan's future climb back up the standings?

Some people would be content with every Italian team crashing out of Europe ASAP and Milan having to finish 1st every year and that just makes no sense. Why not cheer for Italian teams when they're playing non-Italian teams and then Milan can finish 4th and go into the CL.

It's effectively cheering for Milan via proxy.

Forza Juve.

I would usually cheer for Carlo, but our consecutive titles is the last actual record we hold in terms of winning the CL and I don't want that to fall, and I want Italy to get that 4th CL spot back asap.

 

[leaf]

Is it not better to hope Juventus win for the sake of Serie A and aiding Milan's future climb back up the standings?

Some people would be content with every Italian team crashing out of Europe ASAP and Milan having to finish 1st every year and that just makes no sense. Why not cheer for Italian teams when they're playing non-Italian teams and then Milan can finish 4th and go into the CL.

It's effectively cheering for Milan via proxy.

Forza Juve.

I would usually cheer for Carlo, but our consecutive titles is the last actual record we hold in terms of winning the CL and I don't want that to fall, and I want Italy to get that 4th CL spot back asap.

not you too
molto tradimento

 

[Jasper]

Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti.

8/10. Points lost on B*ilan.

 

[necromancer]

Cheering for our three biggest rivals in Europe The problem with some of you is that you consider Milan a Serie A club first and lose yourself in the sordid petty rivalries within a country. But I can't blame you all - some of you were too young to be there in that era when we ruled Europe.

Milan is first and foremost, a CL club. Our hated rivals are - Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Manchester United, Arsenal FC, Tottenham Hotspurs and any other foreign club who crosses our path to CL glory.

Italian clubs are our brothers-in-arms. When we rise back to full glory, they'll flank us as wingmen, as they've done several times in the past (Juventus included). For now, we are resting. And they'll fight our fight for us.

The good fight.

The fight for Europe.

Forza Count Euromax.

 

[jammin]

Avantiiiiii!!! Calcioooooooooo!!!

 

[necromancer]

I love it when I convert people with my speeches!

<3 you Jammin.

 

[williamp]

Cheering for our three biggest rivals in Europe The problem with some of you is that you consider Milan a Serie A club first and lose yourself in the sordid petty rivalries within a country. But I can't blame you all - some of you were too young to be there in that era when we ruled Europe.

Milan is first and foremost, a CL club. Our hated rivals are - Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Manchester United, Arsenal FC, Tottenham Hotspurs and any other foreign club who crosses our path to CL glory.

Italian clubs are our brothers-in-arms. When we rise back to full glory, they'll flank us as wingmen, as they've done several times in the past (Juventus included). For now, we are resting. And they'll fight our fight for us.

The good fight.

The fight for Europe.

Forza Count Euromax.

 

[jammin]

Grazie mio fratello

 

[Dominate]

Its because like no one here is from Italy, that's why they don't support Juve

Guarantee most Italian Milan fans are cheering for Juve

 

[necromancer]

Thank you for your support, good ser Willi Amp.

 

[AsparagusFC]

i hope juve goes to final. and get annihilated by bayern/suarez.

fuck ladri