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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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pioli haters, had enough of his dick swinging in front of your faces?

cooking adli for a year and a half only to have a masterclass against roma
 
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padre is truly a bdsm enthusiast

the masochist is in him getting a thrill out of nearly getting fired and stepping up every time

the sadist is towards fans in his press conferences and general lack of understanding and development

the dungeon is milanlab

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can’t believe fans of this glorious and massive football club want to sit deep and counter against roma

wtf is this, did i open the wrong tab and end up on FIF?:head:
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picciona, we know better
 
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Pres. Brest to Prime Video: 'Brassier? There could be a new project for him right away. There are possibilities for him to leave and possibilities for him to stay. If there are no right offers we are ready to keep him until the end of his contract" #Milan
 
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lmeao is truly a hindrance to the team at this point, living on his own island during most matches

after pulisic has managed to integrate himself in only six months, contributing to defensive efforts, playing alongside his teammates and contributing to overall play, one has to wonder what rafa contributes to the team's cohesion after a few years here.
a leader is certainly not that, seems to be more interested in his Instagram clout post matches.

comparing himself to ronaldo by saying he's less selfish and placing himself in the top 11 while removing haaland, kane? YIKES

if we had a puli clone on the left I would ship him to the highest bidder this summer, okafor was destined to be that but is unfortunately unreliable.
 
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gundmonson from genoa 30 mil zirkzee 40 mil cm for 30-40 mil and cb for 30 mil after selling leao if he keeps this shit going.
 
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Writes @MCriscitiello on Sportitalia's website: "The #Milan team must decide by February who will be the next coach and if Tiago Motta is liked by Furlani but a lot will also depend on how far he goes, the only name on everyone's mind is that of Conte"

Why should we make a decision in February? It doesn't make sense to be rushed here, especially not by the media.
 
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gundmonson from genoa 30 mil zirkzee 40 mil cm for 30-40 mil and cb for 30 mil after selling leao if he keeps this shit going.
Welcome to the first lecture with the topic "How do you waste a lot of money quickly?"
 
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All kidding aside what is the issue you think Adli hasn't been playing? Is this solely on Pioli? Are there issues with his defending or physicality? Concentration maybe? Maybe he has completely ironed these things out and took on board what the coaching staff have told him but when you see those kind of performances it does appear criminal the amount of minutes hes had during his Milan career. Guy seems a great team player and obviously well liked by team mates its baffling really and he clearly has been determined to stay at Milan and prove himself which I respect immensely
I think its the defending and the fact that Adli does not change his game which is most about passing.

Whenever the guy played he always shows something positive attacking-wise and I agree with Pioli that he should play deeper but I believe they need to pair him with a better defensive mid to free him to play his his game. They need to buy one or mould one and take RLC out of the starting rotation.
At the very least Adli should play in more matches (especially ones where we expect to have the ball) and not be the last option.
 
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I'm still curious to find out if the real RLC is the one who ate Serie As midfields alive until his Napoli and PSG injuries or the current one.
Hasnt this been RLC his whole career?
Looks promising, injured, looks lost - does a few things really well but other parts to be effective he doesnt do enough
 
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Hasnt this been RLC his whole career?
Looks promising, injured, looks lost - does a few things really well but other parts to be effective he doesnt do enough

I'm only familiar with his Youtube highlights, so... :lol:
 
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Shout out to Adli. Put up with Pioli's bullshit for so long, being dicked about, left on bench and played in different positions.....now he's finally showing his qualities. Hope be comes a regular starter
meanwhile pioli:

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Who says you want RLC starting, erm, you bro...

Or am I misreading above lol?
That would be our coach starting him. I prefer him for rotation.
Basing it on us winning the scudetto this year and pioli staying unfortunately. Or is conte thing for real cause then it's party time.
 

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I remember when i was kid and started watching Milan..we always had a grandpa team. Friends used to make fun of me saying oh Ambrosini/Kaladze/Nesta/Gattuso/Pippo etc still playing? Arent they 34-35-36-40 etc? Yeah we definetely need some grandpas no matter what.
Yea i agree, i would want a veteran especially on the middle or defence, we have good defenders but our problem on conceding goals is more mental problem, so someone who can slap your face if he caught you sleeping on the pitch. We lack experienced players to deal with these situations.
 
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Hasnt this been RLC his whole career?
Looks promising, injured, looks lost - does a few things really well but other parts to be effective he doesnt do enough
It was the one purchase from our mercato I didn’t like before a ball was kicked

We desperately need a better AM, even yesterday you could see that he was a couple levels below Adli and Tijjani

Seeing Adli and Tijjani make vertical passes in between the lines time and time again was fantastic.

Once Terraciano gets integrated, our build up is going to be even better. Calabria can stick around as a rotation player but he too sticks out as an obvious weak link in the build up and attacking phase.
 
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Hasnt this been RLC his whole career?
Looks promising, injured, looks lost - does a few things really well but other parts to be effective he doesnt do enough
If he isn’t injury prone and consistent, he’d demand at least 35-40m and not 18m
 
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Found this on twitter..

@MCriscitiello writes on the Sportitalia website: “Conte is ready to embrace the Rossoneri project for 2-3 years. Of course, someone should call him otherwise he can't show up to the appointment alone. If Furlani picks up the phone he won't regret the call" #Milan
man, if Maldini calling out management in front of the press was one of the reasons for him getting sacked, I cannot wait for the conte show when he realizes a Mercato investment relies on the sale of a major star + developments in the san donato infrastructure department

daniel levy will look like a shiekh by comparison
 
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Tij, Aldi, Puli, Cheek elevated our technical level insanely
Adli’s vision is world class. I’m sure, last year by hating on Aldi and CDK, Pioli was trying to make some point to Maldini
That he was deserving of an extension until 2025 :o
 
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Hakan calhanoglu really elevated his career after milan. Who wouldve thought that

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Naaah not at all also thuram wasnt perfect for us at all. rnb experts read right through his yt highlights in no time and exposed him for the fraud that he is
i would start

benna------adli---------rejinders mid

with rlc and musah from bench
musah would actually be a really good dm in a midfield 3. i swear thats his role for the nt; hes the ball carrier. apparently people who watch both say he looks like a completely different player who uses his good feet a lot more. pioli is using him as some inverted running winger like dafuq :lol:

honestly every time a fucking matchday passes he fucks me off even more with the way hes using our players. what the fuck is the man doing to reijnders now, why is RUBEN LOFTUS FUCKING CHEEEK so close to goal stefano whyyyyy the whole world knows this man is hopeless in the final third and you have 2 ballers sitting deeper what fucking for you alcoholic donkey
 

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lmeao is truly a hindrance to the team at this point, living on his own island during most matches

after pulisic has managed to integrate himself in only six months, contributing to defensive efforts, playing alongside his teammates and contributing to overall play, one has to wonder what rafa contributes to the team's cohesion after a few years here.
a leader is certainly not that, seems to be more interested in his Instagram clout post matches.

comparing himself to ronaldo by saying he's less selfish and placing himself in the top 11 while removing haaland, kane? YIKES

if we had a puli clone on the left I would ship him to the highest bidder this summer, okafor was destined to be that but is unfortunately unreliable.
Only player I would take over leao now is kvara from the league. Leao is still better than any other lw in the league.
 
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If he isn’t injury prone and consistent, he’d demand at least 35-40m and not 18m
maybe he should start a rapping career alongside lmeao?

as some specific posters here repeatedly and oddly mention about him
 
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