Alexandre Pato Thread

[Master Smurf]

U high or did you just forget the start of this season when we were ****** teams week in week out?

Your words betray you and now you spin.

Ibra - Cassano partnership was for about two months.

They clicked yes but we stumbled out the gates, got our ass handed to us by the top teams and then beat up mid-table teams and scraped points in other games. If Inter wasnt shit we may have been well out of it.

 

[kakajd]

Your words betray you and now you spin.

Ibra - Cassano partnership was for about two months.

They clicked yes but we stumbled out the gates, got our ass handed to us by the top teams and then beat up mid-table teams and scraped points in other games. If Inter wasnt shit we may have been well out of it.

Burn

For Ash, I leave you this.

 

[milanpalermo23]

Pato will fulfill his promise, mark my words. He's young, hes got time to overcome his fitness problems. and when he does...





a monster of a player.

what a talent.

its a shame milan lab fucked him up. I understand that they want to add muscle and bulk to him to maybe make him a stronger player but it has caused his body to be prone to injuries. They should have allowed the muscle growth to come naturally with time.

Pato is a different player now. He shouldn't be a poacher. He should run with the ball like he does in this video. He doesn't do that anymore. He used to play with no worries, and just gave it his all. Now he plays with fear of injury, and until he gets a good 10-15 games without an injury, he will unfortunately continue playing with the constant fear in the back of his mind.

Pato could have (still has time) become one of the best in the world, but at this pace it looks like a big let down

 

[USC]

I forgot just how good Pato was when he was younger. Damn Milan Lab straight to hell. His regression is solely on the club and their insistence on his weight gain.

You don't have to be the biggest to be the best and when you try to force things, bad things happen.

 

[dman32]

I don't blame the Milan Lab....I used to say that but not aymore...this fool got the ok signals from other doctors and so on, so its hard to blame them every time.


I hope he'll be fit for next season, every time we say the same thing...hopefully this time he'll do better

 

[nekky]

they should have just let him be lightweighted like he used to. Messi for example, is small and lightweighted, yet he pass through defenders all the time. Pato won't loose against messi when it's about pace either

 

[Armin__m]

I don't blame the Milan Lab....I used to say that but not aymore...this fool got the ok signals from other doctors and so on, so its hard to blame them every time.


I hope he'll be fit for next season, every time we say the same thing...hopefully this time he'll do better

They are probably the ones who fucked him in the first place. He wasn`t getting injured like this before their 'intervention'.

 

[Madridista]

At that time, people around here asked for Pato to bulk up in order to be able to battle it out with strong serie a defenders. And they were right, body mass doesn't only give holding up ability, but increases power in every athletic attribute. Pato without the problems could have been unstoppable running at you, with the god given pace, skill with the ball while sprinting and shrugging off challenges. But it wasn't to be. He needs to get fixed now and slowly start regaining his confidence.

 

[Casualista]

liposuction is key

 

[Ashish]

we asked him to grow a brain not biceps

 

[Sage]

ashish, lay off the hate, we all know you'll be sucking his dick as soon as he scores you fickle fuck

 

[Ashish]

when he contributes to milan i will praise him ... not like some milan haters

 

[Sage]

can't contribute when he's injured now can he? try using your brain once in a while

 

[Ashish]

when he is sold ...

what a blubber

 

[Sage]

won't be sold 's son in law will start next season.

 

[Casualista]

pato is a hoe .. u pay him in playing time

 

[Sage]

flamini sux

 

[Casualista]

alexandre pathoe

 

[Ashish]

Barbara britto

 

[dana_sulthon]

Who's Pato..??
I never seen he plays for Milan

 

[derpu]

^ Don't fuck with the duck yo.

 

[Ashish]

Duck out

In

 

[Dottore Joey]

Duck from White Duck.

 

[yagami7gnr]

what a talent.

its a shame milan lab fucked him up. I understand that they want to add muscle and bulk to him to maybe make him a stronger player but it has caused his body to be prone to injuries. They should have allowed the muscle growth to come naturally with time.

Pato is a different player now. He shouldn't be a poacher. He should run with the ball like he does in this video. He doesn't do that anymore. He used to play with no worries, and just gave it his all. Now he plays with fear of injury, and until he gets a good 10-15 games without an injury, he will unfortunately continue playing with the constant fear in the back of his mind.

Pato could have (still has time) become one of the best in the world, but at this pace it looks like a big let down

I agree with what you said 99%. However, one of the few problems with Pato is that he is not actually fast (continuous speed) but he has a diabolic acceleration. If Pato reaches his second gear while passing a defender he is gone before the defender can move his feet.

 

[acmf2002]

Who's Pato..??
I never seen he plays for Milan

so you need to watch between 1day to 3 months all matches and so you will see pato

forza pato hope for next season new pato without injuries

 

[Pedro]

Duck out

 

[forward]

I forgot just how good Pato was when he was younger. Damn Milan Lab straight to hell. His regression is solely on the club and their insistence on his weight gain.

You don't have to be the biggest to be the best and when you try to force things, bad things happen.

Yes.

 

[Costanza]

Pato will be back. I'm positive.

 

[Falkryr]

Pato will be back. I'm positive.

and back gain then back again and again and again ......

 

[Costanza]

and back gain then back again and again and again ......

Hey you are so funny, I'm laughing so hard at your wit.

Give comedy a shot, This is Larry David amount of hilarity.