Clarence Seedorf Thread

[Passion for *9*]

OT: Is there a thread in OT where we can discuss politics + various conspiracy theories for our own benefit? Or is it bordering the forum rules ...

We aren't considered mature enough to conduct political discussions.... LOL. Rather than acting reasonably the admin is busy admitting more trolls to 'contribute' more nonsense threads, topics + posts. Same old, same old............

 

[PUPO]

No matter what people always find a way to criticise big Clarence.
If he killed himself you would probably say he used the wrong weapon or something....

 

[Passion for *9*]

No matter what people always find a way to criticise big Clarence. If he killed himself you would probably say he used the wrong weapon or something....

I'd say..... poor Pupone... what will he fill his empty life with now ?

 

[PUPO]

I might be obsessed with Seedorf but at least i don't criticise everybody and everything that moves!
But that's just your nature Passion, isn'it?

 

[Passion for *9*]

I might be obsessed with Seedorf but at least i don't criticise everybody and everything that moves!

If he actually MOVED (a lil faster than slowmotion) I wouldn't criticize him

 

[MilanEqualsLove]

No matter what people always find a way to criticise big Clarence.
If he killed himself you would probably say he used the wrong weapon or something....

that's true, like "damn it, he could've used a faster way of suicide.." LOL

 

[GreatKalu]

We aren't considered mature enough to conduct political discussions.... LOL. Rather than acting reasonably the admin is busy admitting more trolls to 'contribute' more nonsense threads, topics + posts. Same old, same old............

Off Topic: How about hijacking one of the older OT threads and making the transition seem random and not pre-meditated. Would that be considered mature? If any mods are watching, could you at least consider giving the green light?

@ Pupone#10 Well we were talking about celebs in general, not singling out Clarence, but just a part of the 'system.'

What Clarence lacks in pace, he makes up for with vision and passing. Ok, he hasn't been at his best + is @ the wrong side of 30, but I thought he had a decent last two games ... especially when played alongside Kaka behind Gila. Like it or not, we could do with a lot more Clarence-performances like those two ... so keep it up # 10!

 

[Passion for *9*]

Off Topic: How about hijacking one of the older OT threads and making the transition seem random and not pre-meditated. Would that be considered mature?

Shoot... ever heard of secretiveness ??? Of course you couldn't have made your random + non-premeditated thread transition more obvious than announcing it + in bold to boot I'm just peeing my pants laughing here

 

[GreatKalu]

Shoot... ever heard of secretiveness ??? Of course you couldn't have made your random + non-premeditated thread transition more obvious than announcing it + in bold to boot I'm just peeing my pants laughing here

Hope the mods appreciate the humor + give us the go ahead

 

[Passion for *9*]

What Clarence lacks in pace, he makes up for with vision and passing. Ok, he hasn't been at his best + is @ the wrong side of 30, but I thought he had a decent last two games ... especially when played alongside Kaka behind Gila. Like it or not, we could do with a lot more Clarence-performances like those two ... so keep it up # 10!

You forgot his most recent STELLAR performance for the needy + hungry in Rio De Janeiro where he outshone....... old man Zico.

His impeccable back-passing deserves a notable mention too. His trademark type of play has been covered or at least mentioned already, so I'll refrain from 'going there'.

OT :

Never ask if you don't want NO for an answer. Just do it. They'll come + bitch + moan + discipline us once they notice we're unruly... LOL...

 

[GreatKalu]

^^ how come chicks like you dont come on the streets?

I LedOL once I saw i rolleyes. I hope Seedorf proves you wrong + you realize the talent he still has. I'll give it a shot once I'm sober ... but right now, I'm relishing on quality romanian home-made wine ... red + dry + from Moldova (home made)

Keep it up Seedorf, keep it fucking up

 

[acerвιc wιт]

So he was vacationing in Sth America + got his hands on Gazzetta to learn about the possibility of disciplinary action against him for 'unsporting' post-match comments he made about Farina, + image-obsessed as he is, thought positive headlines are imperative + so he trotted on the nearest pitch + 'shone', making sure the 'good deed' gets ample publicity.

Why can't those people simply donate a fucking monthly paycheck, without making any fuss ? No, they pull the money out of the pockets of some poor Brazilians who pay from the little they have to watch this match. In the end, the poor have helped the poorer. It's sickening.

How do you know that players don't?

Kaka' donates something like 10-15% of his wages to his local parish church in Brazil.

The fact of the matter is there are more important things than just football and when people go out of the way to make things happen they should be applauded for it.

 

[Passion for *9*]

^^ how come chicks like you dont come on the streets?

Don't post under the influence… you might regret it once you're sober

Seriously ? I'm pretty sure you only look in the wrong places Plus, you probably change them too quickly to discover their qualities outside the sack (well, aren't you glad you asked ? )

I LedOL once I saw i rolleyes. I hope Seedorf proves you wrong + you realize the talent he still has.

LOL… + there I thought you were trying to suck up to me… but you're flirting with Pupone. Damn. Just when I felt almost-special….

I'll give it a shot once I'm sober ... but right now, I'm relishing on quality romanian home-made wine ... red + dry + from Moldova (home made)

Wine… huh ? I like red wine but don't overindulge since wine always makes me sleepy… I've been mixing a shitty girly drink… strawberry cream vodka… (girly ? more like grandmotherly... with cream )... Normally I only mix vodka w/ cranberry juice or drink it straight. This one tastes like candy + I seriously should stop refilling the glass

Keep it up Seedorf, keep it fucking up

I'm sure he's keeping 'it' up... LOL

 

[GreatKalu]

Don't post under the influence… you might regret it once you're sober

As I'm beginning to find out ... thanks for saving some of the embarrassment

(well, aren't you glad you asked ? )

Well, at least I'll try to look at 'them' in a different perspective.

Wine… huh ? I like red wine but don't overindulge since wine always makes me sleepy… I've been mixing a shitty girly drink… strawberry cream vodka… (girly ? more like grandmotherly... with cream )... Normally I only mix vodka w/ cranberry juice or drink it straight. This one tastes like candy + I seriously should stop refilling the glass

Vodka, huh? My preference was usually whiskey or beer since I only normally only drank red + sweet wine But dry wine's quickly becoming a favorite though, after my horrific new year celebration, I think I'm going to lay-off the booze for sometime. Seriously, am still suffering from the aftermath ...

 

[Passion for *9*]

As I'm beginning to find out ... thanks for saving some of the embarrassment

You haven't embarrassed yourself, don't listen to that wannabe

Well, at least I'll try to look at 'them' in a different perspective.

Jeez... I had no intention to 'lecture' you... I wasn't that sober either Just be yourself, but if you are what your forum nick suggests, then expect the cool ones running as fast as they can... LOL

Vodka, huh? My preference was usually whiskey or beer since I only normally only drank red + sweet wine But dry wine's quickly becoming a favorite though, after my horrific new year celebration, I think I'm going to lay-off the booze for sometime. Seriously, am still suffering from the aftermath ...

Sorry to hear your new year celebration was horrific. Didn't you mention cuddling with da GF ?

Good luck abstaining

 

[GreatKalu]

You haven't embarrassed yourself, don't listen to that wannabe

Wannabe-ed itself into being ignored although not literally ... need a good laugh once in a while

but if you are what your forum nick suggests, then expect the cool ones running as fast as they can... LOL

LMAO ... it was misspelled deliberately so think of it more of a noun than a verb

Sorry to hear your new year celebration was horrific. Didn't you mention cuddling with da GF ?

That was the morning of the 31st. Various toilet seats had to put up with my cuddling Monday morning Still cant figure out if it was food poisoning or the whiskey + beer + wine ... I think I might have been allergic to some food, which I really still can't believe!

Good luck abstaining

Just wondering if this might have been what Clarence's shrink suggested to get his form + pace back to his old self's standards Has he traveled to Malta already or is he still working on that tan?

 

[Passion for *9*]

LMAO ... it was misspelled deliberately so think of it more of a noun than a verb

I was thinking of it 'more of a noun'... Maybe I'm way off, I have my collected wisdom on profanity strictly from those unreliable internet sources... LOL.

That was the morning of the 31st. Various toilet seats had to put up with my cuddling Monday morning

Thanks for the visual (of your Monday morning cuddling) Hope you're feeling better.

Just wondering if this might have been what Clarence's shrink suggested to get his form + pace back to his old self's standards Has he traveled to Malta already or is he still working on that tan?

Do we really have to talk Clarence ? I'm sure he's in Malta, working on that tan at the hotel spa + beauty farm or sth... Heard the hotel has sent their female staff on vacation, abstaining would be asked too much of ole Clarence

 

[PUPO]

Leave him alone, how dare you talk like that of our champion?
Ansd stay on topic please!

 

[GreatKalu]

I was thinking of it 'more of a noun'... Maybe I'm way off, I have my collected wisdom on profanity strictly from those unreliable internet sources... LOL.

Oh yeah! Darn it, Mofo is a noun ... silly me In my pathetic attempt at a defense, 'mo....' can be both a noun and a verb + 'f....ing' is a verb. If only the same applied to 'f...er.' Got me there again ...

Hope you're feeling better.

Are you actually concerned? Thanks, am feeling a lot better now though still haven't found a decent appetite yet - that 'people' tend to feed me soups (and not real food) hasn't been of much assistance either.

Do we really have to talk Clarence ? I'm sure he's in Malta, working on that tan at the hotel spa + beauty farm or sth... Heard the hotel has sent their female staff on vacation, abstaining would be asked too much of ole Clarence

Ha! Ok, we don't. Sorry Pupone

 

[PUPO]

Ha! Ok, we don't. Sorry Pupone

I'll let you off.

 

[Passion for *9*]

Leave him alone, how dare you talk like that of our champion? Ansd stay on topic please!

Pupone, if you want me to stay on topic, you'll have to put up with me 'talking like that'. Your choice

 

[Passion for *9*]

Are you actually concerned?

Nah, I'm just faking it

I'm actually a nice + empathetic person, sorry for being actually concerned

Thanks, am feeling a lot better now though still haven't found a decent appetite yet - that 'people' tend to feed me soups (and not real food) hasn't been of much assistance either.

Feeding you sth light such as soups after you were kissing the toilet all day is actually smart of your 'people'

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Back on topic.

Any news ?

 

[Giallorossi]

Nah, I'm just faking it

I'm actually a nice + empathetic person, sorry for being actually concerned

Feeding you sth light such as soups after you were kissing the toilet all day is actually smart of your 'people'

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Back on topic.

Any news ?

Yea NEWS flash. Seedorf is going to continue playing for another 5 years and then will become coach of Milan. Man its a thing of dreams

On a personal note i hate him, käsekopf !

 

[GreatKalu]

Nah, I'm just faking it

I'm actually a nice + empathetic person, sorry for being actually concerned

Don't be. During my 40 hours in the wilderness there was only one person here who heard me out Am feeling much better + resisted temptations of going all out last night, insisting on just a glass of wine, but had to witness others repeat similar feats. Seems like I might just skip the AA-classes for now.

Feeding you sth light such as soups after you were kissing the toilet all day is actually smart of your 'people'

I hope my non-verbal apologies were well heard as my feelings never did make it out of the forum. Didn't seem as delicious or filling as a 'masa porculuy' (Romanian for "food of the pigs" *correct me if I'm wrong, Cosmin, David*) at first, but it worked like a charm.

Back on topic.
Any news ?
...Heard the hotel has sent their female staff on vacation, abstaining would be asked too much of ole Clarence

Not only did Clarence run off with the female staff, but he's also put together a bimbo-ed fleet of flight attendants, pilot and co-pilot inclusive. Let's pray for the team's safe return

PS. Sorry Pupone, couldn't resist In an attempt to raise your spirits, my money's on Clarence putting an end to that irritating phoenix for now ... the Bianconeri.

 

[Passion for *9*]

Not only did Clarence run off with the female staff, but he's also put together a bimbo-ed fleet of flight attendants, pilot and co-pilot inclusive. Let's pray for the team's safe return

OMG... I think instead of abstaining you've only changed your drug of choice... LMAO.

 

[GreatKalu]

OMG... I think instead of abstaining you've only changed your drug of choice... LMAO.

So rather head back to my original addiction, before I'll be addicted to many more

PS. Clarence is quite the spokesperson nowadays ...

 

[Passion for *9*]

PS. Clarence is quite the spokesperson nowadays ...

Has been for a while...

Your avatar sucks.

 

[GreatKalu]

Your avatar sucks.

Why?

 

[Passion for *9*]

^^^ It doesn't appeal to my tastes + I almost didn't recognize 'you' But you have to like it, not I, so... disregard...

 

[GreatKalu]

^^ Its the only one I could find that had something to do with the two popular clubs in Cluj - boring banners + logos aside. Till I get to making one myself, you'll have to put up with it

PS. I miss talking Clarence.