Group D: CROATIA, CZECH REPUBLIC, SPAIN, TURKEY

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How many of Balotelli's laughably missed penalties were against Buffon? Or Icardi's?
 

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Tfat is such a Tsundere when it comes to Italy.

"I-It's not like I like you or anything!"
 

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Meanwhile Bundesfodder's greatest PK taker of all time couldn't convert his PK against Oblak.
 

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Tfat panicking because Germany have to play Spain or Italy this time, no escape this time :lol:
 

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Well done Croatia.
Spain vs italy, cant wait.
Start eder and pelle and get fucked
 

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Tfat panicking because Germany have to play Spain or Italy this time, no escape this time :lol:

While Germany has won more international championships, Italy is largely dominant in the head-to-head international match-up, having beaten Germany 15 times in 33 games, with 10 draws and 8 defeats. Moreover, the German team has never defeated Italy in a tournament match, with all Germany's wins over Italy being in friendly competitions.

:proud:
 

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Tfat panicking because Germany have to play Spain or Italy this time, no escape this time :lol:

While Germany has won more international championships, Italy is largely dominant in the head-to-head international match-up, having beaten Germany 15 times in 33 games, with 10 draws and 8 defeats. Moreover, the German team has never defeated Italy in a tournament match, with all Germany's wins over Italy being in friendly competitions.

:proud:

ah now I see why he's so delighted with Croatia's win, he wants Spain to stop Italy
 

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Tfat panicking because Germany have to play Spain or Italy this time, no escape this time :lol:

Not even :lol:

Have you prepared your skinny Indian body for this though?

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Germany going to meet italy. :lol: May god have mercy on their poor souls.
 

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Didn't see that one coming with 5 bench players and situation regarding the FA and the fans. But a great display, wouldn't mind italy in the last 16 as we have the best head-to-head score against them (well maybe san marino is the best). Anyway great draw, if we were ever to reach a major final this is the chance, also great memories from france 98.
 

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Don Andres is going to troll around with them <3
 

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Spain just threw away an easy final. Croatia is an amazing team, but Spain would have guaranteed the final had they won.

Ramos might have just sent Spain to hell. Italia, Germany, France and England...
 

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England? England plays like utter shit. come on...

Spain plays slower then before. Croatia played best we can do without Modric, MAndzukic, Brozovic and Vida. Aldough Jedvaj will be one of the best defenders in Europe in few years. As I said that Perisic is one great winger but no one believed.

All the teams are good. Looking forward to seeing my Croatia play next game. Whoever it is against.

Italy is good, but too much JuBe. I'll cheer for Spain.
 

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England? England plays like utter shit. come on...

Spain plays slower then before. Croatia played best we can do without Modric, MAndzukic, Brozovic and Vida. Aldough Jedvaj will be one of the best defenders in Europe in few years. As I said that Perisic is one great winger but no one believed.

All the teams are good. Looking forward to seeing my Croatia play next game. Whoever it is against.

Italy is good, but too much JuBe. I'll cheer for Spain.

Bro, we had the option to buy jedvaj before fucking roma :fp::fp: for 5 mil.
 

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2006 WC - eliminated by Italy in the semis
2008 Euros - eliminated by Spain in the final
2010 WC - eliminated by Spain in the semis
2012 Euros - eliminated by Italy in the semis
2014 WC - did not face Italy or Spain

How does this make you feel, Tfat, knowing that if Germany were to qualify for the quarters, they must face one of Italy or Spain? :monto:
 

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2006 WC - eliminated by Italy in the semis
2008 Euros - eliminated by Spain in the final
2010 WC - eliminated by Spain in the semis
2012 Euros - eliminated by Italy in the semis
2014 WC - did not face Italy or Spain

How does this make you feel, Tfat, knowing that if Germany were to qualify for the quarters, they must face one of Italy or Spain? :monto:

Since the Franco-Prussian war of 1870s France has been dominated by Germany. More recently, however, others have joined in in the downgrading of France.
2006 - Italy beat France thanks to the heroics of Materazzi and the goal keeping of the cross bar in penalties.
2008 - Netherlands and Italy played their part in eliminating France in group stages.
2010 - mighty footballing nation of South Africa put France to the sword after their internal mutiny.
2012 - The Spaniards made tight work of the mediocre French.
2014 - commander of the German Luftwaffe, the red baron Matts Hummels blitzkrieged behind the French defense .

How does it feel to know that France would be conquered again by Germany , Spain, or Italy ?
 

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* - unwashed version of regular asscrack
 

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Since the Franco-Prussian war of 1870s France has been dominated by Germany. More recently, however, others have joined in in the downgrading of France.
2006 - Italy beat France thanks to the heroics of Materazzi and the goal keeping of the cross bar in penalties.
2008 - Netherlands and Italy played their part in eliminating France in group stages.
2010 - mighty footballing nation of South Africa put France to the sword after their internal mutiny.
2012 - The Spaniards made tight work of the mediocre French.
2014 - commander of the German Luftwaffe, the red baron Matts Hummels blitzkrieged behind the French defense .

How does it feel to know that France would be conquered again by Germany , Spain, or Italy ?
1984 Euros in France: France CHAMPIONS, Germany out in Group Stages
1998 World Cup in France: France CHAMPIONS, Germany out in Quarters
2016 Euros in France: ???
 

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1984 Euros in France: France CHAMPIONS, Germany out in Group Stages
1998 World Cup in France: France CHAMPIONS, Germany out in Quarters
2016 Euros in France: ???

Seeing as Germany are progressing by two rounds each time it's in France
2016 Euros in France : Germany finals ?
:monto:
 

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b) booger (eating bonus here)
c) ballsweat
d) asscrack
e) bundescrack* (fudge bugger eating bonus, the true taste of bundes)

* - unwashed version of regular asscrack



Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 

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That's his classic modus operandi.

Btw I forgot to mention this, but during pre game practice before the Italy match, Casillas was sulking majorly.
 
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