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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Conte is fatta? :proud:
 
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If he isn’t injury prone and consistent, he’d demand at least 35-40m and not 18m
same with tijjani

if he could score goals and defend well, he would have cost at least twice as much
 
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Maybe it's just simple personal taste. Even here, you see people completely disagreeing whether Bennacer is a top-level midfielder or a mediocre little midget with some fighting spirit. Depending on who among us would be the Milan coach, you'd see Bennacer start every game or none of them - with an entire RnB forum discussing back and forth why that person prefers Musah over Bennacer, to name an example.
It’s a shame none of the other teams in the world hold the opinion is a world class level midfielder.

A damn shame a gambling addict with clearly less talent went for more money than Bennacer and his agent believe we should get for his services
 
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same with tijjani

if he could score goals and defend well, he would have cost at least twice as much
His own bad. Should have requested a 50m buy out clause people would be all over his dick
 
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It’s a shame none of the other teams in the world hold the opinion is a world class level midfielder.

A damn shame a gambling addict with clearly less talent went for more money than Bennacer and his agent believe we should get for his services
Wait? Bennacer is a midfielder?
I hate krubitch the most. Second and third most hated players for me would this midget and giroud.
Ideally I want all 3 to fuck off for good.
 
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Sofascore ratings. Accurate, IMO:

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Calabria probably had a rating over 7 too before conceding the pen. His only big mistake yesterday. Other than that, I think his performance went a bit under the radar. He defended well against a not so easy opponent like El Sha, especially knowing Pioli always exposes our defenders to 1vs1s.
Iono man, didn’t look good on 1v1 with Spinnazola either.

But outta respect for Smurf, we not gon talk about that
 
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We are the only ones that actually like veterans 😂😂

We need some old players in our squad. Not always young and inexperienced.
It actually isnt Giroud's fault we hate him, its what the club asks him to do at an advanced age.
 
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Win the scudetto clearly.
I’m just gonna go ahead and put this out there:

If he wins scudetto we should just let him play out his contract til 2025 like Paolo wanted :o
 
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Iono man, didn’t look good on 1v1 with Spinnazola either.

But outta respect for Smurf, we not gon talk about that
Nah, he got Spinnazola a couple of times, even Bonetti was commenting it was Spinna's injuries that robbed him of his pace to beat Calabria.

Was surprised though that Davide stayed on - then the poor challenges came.
If he is going to continue to play Pioli needs to keep platooning him with the quick sub like he did Messias and Saelly
 
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So funny - all I was thinking yesterday is they should halve Benny's salary and give it to Adli
Who knows, maybe Adli will finally cure the overrating of Bennacer :LOL:


would be a bigger achievement than convincing Pioli
 
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Nah, he got Spinnazola a couple of times, even Bonetti was commenting it was Spinna's injuries that robbed him of his pace to beat Calabria.

Was surprised though that Davide stayed on - then the poor challenges came.
If he is going to continue to play Pioli needs to keep platooning him with the quick sub like he did Messias and Saelly
I must have remembered instances from second half then, that’s fair.

Maybe Terraciano deserves an earlier sub?
 
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I’m just gonna go ahead and put this out there:

If he wins scudetto we should just let him play out his contract til 2025 like Paolo wanted :o
If Pioli manages to win this Scudetto he would deserve an extension
 
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Nah, he got Spinnazola a couple of times, even Bonetti was commenting it was Spinna's injuries that robbed him of his pace to beat Calabria.

Was surprised though that Davide stayed on - then the poor challenges came.
If he is going to continue to play Pioli needs to keep platooning him with the quick sub like he did Messias and Saelly
Calabria went to RCB with Musah dropping to RWB in defense. Musah struggled with Spinazzola but the extra body severely complicated their attack as the match progressed.
 
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I’m just gonna go ahead and put this out there:

If he wins scudetto we should just let him play out his contract til 2025 like Paolo wanted :o
Pioli is on fire 2024 summer hit coming back
 
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So funny - all I was thinking yesterday is they should halve Benny's salary and give it to Adli
if not only for the fact that adli- while neglected from playing keeps hyping the team, showing effort, paying for a Christmas dinner out of his own pocket, gritting teeth and believes in his abilities to eventually integrate

while ungrateful wheelchair benny coasts by on half a season injuries annually, spends his time on podcasts, and when the time comes and he's available (when we have an injury crisis), decides to fuck off to afcon with this reaction when management asks him to at least give 1-2 matches:

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all the while numerous other examples of African players either delaying their afcon start date or refusing to play it altogether in order to help the club

crazy
 
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if not only for the fact that adli- while neglected from playing keeps hyping the team, showing effort, paying for a Christmas dinner out of his own pocket, gritting teeth and believes in his abilities to eventually integrate

while ungrateful wheelchair benny coasts by on half a season injuries annually, spends his time on podcasts, and when the time comes and he's available (when we have an injury crisis), decides to fuck off to afcon with this reaction when management asks him to at least give 1-2 matches:

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all the while numerous other examples of African players either delaying their afcon start date or refusing to play it altogether in order to help the club

crazy
But if Benny would have delayed his AFCON journey..Adli wouldnt have been starting yesterday which means he wouldnt have the chance to shine like he did.
Benny assisting even when he is not playing.........
 
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It actually isnt Giroud's fault we hate him, its what the club asks him to do at an advanced age.
imagine criticizing a geriatric for not being a mobile CF when the other CF management bought was an out-of-contract freebie that was purchased on the last mercato day in a dry loan
 
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same with tijjani

if he could score goals and defend well, he would have cost at least twice as much
Tijani is already the best mid in the league tf
 
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But if Benny would have delayed his AFCON journey..Adli wouldnt have been starting yesterday which means he wouldnt have the chance to shine like he did.
Benny assisting even when he is not playing.........
Forza Algeria :star:
 
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one good game from adli in almost two years, and the whole forum goes nuts. impressive even by commoders standards:proud:
 
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Deers, Ben, Musah and Adli are easily the 4 fighting for 3 starting spots!!

Everyone else is rotation... And yeah we need a proper defensively solid midfielder!

Can we stop trying to shoehorn players into new positions to meet Pioli's fetishes please.

Get a DM and chose the best tools out of Deers, Ben, Musah, Adli and new DM to get the job done depending on the opposition.

I have a friend who supports Sporting and he says Hjulmand is top quality. Granted, it's in an weak league but the fact the club are rumoured to only being willing to sell for his buyout which is €80 million - with Man United and Arsenal interested - suggests me picking him as great business in the summer wasn't too bad a tip. Though, I'll admit that Nicolas Dominguez was my first choice and he hasn't done as well - 2 goals in 10 starts.

Hjulmand was an algorithm player too. Cheap and top of the stats table. €18 million - wonder where we'd be if we got him instead of RLC.
 
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Conte signing would show ambition.

I still dont think he fits our project and I think he is overrated but signing him shows the ownership is serious and wants to win.

You dont sign Conte and say the goal is top 4.

Lets see.
 
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Writes @MCriscitiello on Sportitalia's website: "The #Milan team must decide by February who will be the next coach and if Tiago Motta is liked by Furlani but a lot will also depend on how far he goes, the only name on everyone's mind is that of Conte"

Why should we make a decision in February? It doesn't make sense to be rushed here, especially not by the media.


Probably something to do with laying ground work for summer transfer targets. They get an idea what type of player the incoming coach likes and wants and who to get rid of from the existing squad. Otherwise if you only make your decision once the season is over hiring the new coach in June pre season starts end of June/early July you're already behind the curve for transfers.
 
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