The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Do you want the clown reaction to stay?


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Morata, Fulkrug, Samardzic, Fofana, Pavlocic and an RB would be pretty solid. I'm still hoping for a last minute homerun for Frimpong lol I saw we were inquiring about him not to long ago. Hopefully my dog Reijnders could Holla at brodie.
Frimpong is closer to a RW than a RB.
 

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This kid should be in the first team squad

He will be, he's patient enough to not demand to be put there, unlike Simic....

Kevin talks with his feet and his action on the pitch. Just be glad that Management had foresight to sign him on until 2028 already.
 

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Samardzic, Pavlovic, Fofonovic, Fulkrugvic


We are cooking <searches Yugoslavian food, closes it because it will cause genocide>
 

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Samardzic and Fofana on paper is a MASSIVE upgrade, especially because they actually fit 2 out of the 3 midfield spots we will have in a 4231.

BUT FOFANA ISN’T A DM

I throw my shoe at you

Samardzic at CAM and Fofana in the left pivot and we go. Reijnders and Adli would be ok in the other Pivot IMO. Midfield still a little soft, but Inter doesn’t play with a destroyer anymore and their midfield dominates, we just need better defensive tactics than suicide and yolo from late stage Piolibro.
yeah if we are signing Samardzic and fofana. Its almost full purge from Maldini era.


Pulisic, Samardzic, Fofana, Chuck, Deers, RLC, Musah is insane turnover in midfield in 14 months.
 

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Arsène Wenger: ‘You pay for the education of young players with points. If I play a 20-year old centre back, I know he’ll cost me points during the season & I have to stand up for that. A less talented 28 year old would cost me less points. However, by 23/24 you have a player’.
Playing young players is all about the will to do it. That Simple.

A lot of these bang average (sometimes mediocre) 28 yo who take up the space cost points too.
But there is such a huge difference of uproar between a mistake made by a young player vs one of those of simple incompetence.
You’d think a goal conceded by the fault of a young player counts x5
 

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This kid should be in the first team squad


I think he's in the perfect spot. He has played with kids only so far, even during this tournament.

Serie C will be a huge stepping stone for many of our Primavera players. They’re not going to face other kids anymore. They’re going to face grown men over 30 who for the last 10 years have done nothing but fight for blood in Serie B or Serie C. Some will even be old veterans from Serie A. It’s a tough reality where they can get some real first tastes of grown-up calcio on a weekly basis.

Meanwhile, they train where the first team trains too. They’ll play with them. They’ll apply the same methods as the senior team. And when they finally get their first team call-up, they’ll be much better prepared to actually stay there and not vanish into obscurity after messing up some games.
 

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at his peak here bennacer was a young player with an interesting archetype. but instead of growing into that, he grew into a fat bald bertolacci


he hasnt been good since for almost 2 years now, after being decent for about 1 year at best
Yup, in the meantime our team as a whole has been great in those 2 years.
 

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Yup, in the meantime our team as a whole has been great in those 2 years.
there's a difference in tactical problems and him being a fat fuck who can't stay healthy, sprint or dribble anymore. we used to give him shit for being overly comfortable with his dribbling and doing risky stuff from regista but he turns like he's weghorst now. one of his best skills is just gone. and it's not cause pioli put "424 and ben should eat a tub of ice cream" on his whiteboard
 

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there's a difference in tactical problems and him being a fat fuck who can't stay healthy, sprint or dribble anymore. we used to give him shit for being overly comfortable with his dribbling and doing risky stuff from regista but he turns like he's weghorst now. one of his best skills is just gone. and it's not cause pioli put "424 and ben should eat a tub of ice cream" on his whiteboard

Ok, I’ll stop here.

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there's a difference in tactical problems and him being a fat fuck who can't stay healthy, sprint or dribble anymore. we used to give him shit for being overly comfortable with his dribbling and doing risky stuff from regista but he turns like he's weghorst now. one of his best skills is just gone. and it's not cause pioli put "424 and ben should eat a tub of ice cream" on his whiteboard
Is this guy going to give up his mod status like my pope Jasper.

If not he is my favorite mod.
 

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I think he's in the perfect spot. He has played with kids only so far, even during this tournament.

Serie C will be a huge stepping stone for many of our Primavera players. They’re not going to face other kids anymore. They’re going to face grown men over 30 who for the last 10 years have done nothing but fight for blood in Serie B or Serie C. Some will even be old veterans from Serie A. It’s a tough reality where they can get some real first tastes of grown-up calcio on a weekly basis.

Meanwhile, they train where the first team trains too. They’ll play with them. They’ll apply the same methods as the senior team. And when they finally get their first team call-up, they’ll be much better prepared to actually stay there and not vanish into obscurity after messing up some games.
Suma says Milan Futuro is the best investment we’ve made besides the stadium. More important than any player we can buy.
 

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Zirzkee who?

Northern Ireland getting dunked on by a 16 year old (who is taller than all of his teammates I might add).
Zeroli market value is 2M whilst Camarda is at 10M already. These values don't make sense.
 

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Doesn’t need to be anyone’s birthday for those things though lmao
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