The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

[Master Smurf]

i’m afraid we already have russell westbrook at home

We dont even have that - Russell forever goes all out

 

[Pigeon]

We dont even have that - Russell forever goes all out

my god… that was depressing, smurf

 

[Soldier_of_god]

caretaker got us scudetto with 86 points and folks got greedy

this is why we suffer

He lost his midfield. Played wirh wingers like messias and sale.
And hauge

But....he clearly isn't the answer either.

Fonseca with a much stronger squad is even worse lmao. Or just as bad.

 

[Pigeon]

He lost his midfield. Played wirh wingers like messias and sale.
And hauge

But....he clearly isn't the answer either.

Fonseca with a much stronger squad is even worse lmao. Or just as bad.

yeah and fonseca is the best example that „literally anyone would be better“ is pure bs

firing pioli mid-season would have been catastrophic considering the fodder replacement they would have gone for

 

[SecondStar]

Kvara and yildiz, real talents with high ceilings. Meanwhile, we’re stuck with the sprinter. It’s a big shame.

 

[SecondStar]

Milan is nothing without the name Maldini

Go support his family. Leave supporting Milan to us.

 

[Pigeon]

Kvara and yildiz, real talents with high ceilings. Meanwhile, we’re stuck with the sprinter. It’s a big shame.

*jogger

 

[SecondStar]

*jogger

The amount of tracking back kvara did he was constantly helping olivera with chuk and Emerson yet he wasn’t too exhausted since he scored I thought wingers can’t do both….seems every winger is doing it except for shitaooooouuuuu

 

[Graeco]

I met Theo today and he signed his figurine. He said they are not happy and they are to blame but they will fight until the end

Theo looks so different in a shirt and tie

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I met Theo today and he signed his figurine. He said they are not happy and they are to blame but they will fight until the end

If he was wearing a bumbag I'd bet he had the good sheeeeeeet on him... What the fuck is he wearing lol.

Not DaMilan... Fucking were not even stylish anymore... Make it stop!!!

 

[Cloren]

I'm a bit surprised by the timing of the Fonseca bashing. Going into the Napoli game, missing half the starters, including our most consistent and important one (Pulisic, not whatever ibuprofen-drugged player walked onto the pitch later that night), I honestly expected much worse.

Did people really expect us to win that game? Like – really!?

In fact, I'm surprised by how superior we looked to Napoli despite all the absences. Then again, our usual banal errors in defense let us down – new match, same story. Fonseca has yet to convince tactically, 100% agreed.

But judging by how the negativity has increased over the last couple of hours, one would think we went into that game as clear favorites, as if we were playing Virtus Entella and the loss came totally unexpectedly.

I didn’t see the match as us looking superior.

I think Napoli were comfortably better and had the match under control.

Their first half they were clearly better. The 2nd half we had some good chances but it’s expected for us to have more since they were sitting back and defending deep.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

*jogger

He will get gassed out and collapse.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I didn’t see the match as us looking superior.

I think Napoli were comfortably better and had the match under control.

Their first half they were clearly better. The 2nd half we had some good chances but it’s expected for us to have more since they were sitting back and defending deep.

Napoli raped us. Then sat back and countered.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

And lakaka. Forever big game player under conte.

I can guarantee you he would destroy teams if he played as striker for us. He doesn't rely on speed either. And for a big fella he can dribble well. People can mock him for missing those shots in the final for inter all they want, doesn't change the fact that he is a top player.

 

[Massaro94]

Nooooooo
Never
He will explode there. Anywhere but serie a.

Unless leao has joined isis I don't see him exploding anytime soon

 

[Massaro94]

Ronaldinho prime was untouchable. Not even Messi can top that at his absolute best.

Only difference is parties booze ruined him.

Weak ass generation of ballers

Meanwhile this guy did all the partying, smashed it on the field and takes a dump on both Dinho and Messi

 

[ROSSONERI7]

So apparently, Juve Fans are already fed up with Motta.





And Juve Next Gen is doing even worse than Milan Futuro.

Few weeks ago the “we should have gotten Motta” were out in force…. Quiet down a bit.
At the moment, the “who are those idiots who didn’t want Conte” coalition is dominating…will quiet down when form dips

Fiorentina is doing well right now…we’ll get the “why didn’t we give Palladino a chance” soon.

That’s how we roll.

 

[Massaro94]

The love for Pioli and the hate on Maldini must be let go. These two are long gone and gone for good.

Kinda hard to let this love go as his 2022 scudetto is one of the greatest wins of all times. Not forgetting he bought us back into the promised land of the UCL.

Conte is doing so well at Napoli because

About conte doing well

i love how folks leave out the fact he only has to manage one game a week ... if he does win the title then it would be his 3rd under such circumstances. Juve and chelsea were the other ones where he had such favourable conditions. Maybe this was another reason no TOP club wants the wig wearing cunt knowing he cannot deliver both European and domestic silverware

But yh conte goat according to the soca phans

 

[Massaro94]

Quick..lets sell our top player cause its not working out with fonseca the worst coach in the world

Actually right now Pulisic is our best player.

It's not even close tbh.

 

[Massaro94]

I tried very very hard to be positive

 

[Massaro94]

We've spent an absolute fortune

 

[yungeddy]

Actually right now Pulisic is our best player.

It's not even close tbh.

Technically yes

Puli doing great right now
But in top form leao is 100% better ..its not even close between them
Puli is going through the better form

 

[Massaro94]

When we sell kalulu adli saele all cheap promising moncada signings what does that tell you

That we need to make money instructions from gery

If we get the cheap option coach over several readily available serious coaches what does that tell you?

That we need to make money instructions from gery

Can't really cry about adli tbh. He's had plenty of chances and failed for the most part

The fact he gets bullied off the ball so easily means he had to go...also he was slow in releasing the ball.

Happy he's found his place at fiorentina. He'll do well at that club being the main man.

 

[Massaro94]

Technically yes

Puli doing great right now
But in top form leao is 100% better ..its not even close between them
Puli is going through the better form

When was that 2022

It's almost 2025... Sorry I'm not waiting any longer.

 

[Massaro94]

Before the moncada era the last talent we had was pato..(u know talents other clubs secretely are jealous that we have them ..as juve was probably jealous that we had kalulu and was preying on him...milan is talent graveyard..i bet atalanta had a huge laugh when they sold them cdk after 6 months...complete amateurs..hes showing his quality right now when the entire forum thought he was a dud..'mentally weak'...therses nothing mentally weak about cdk...hes actually elite in the mental department..unfortunaly after winning a scudetto clueless pioli had more say in matters then moncada and we sold him....AMATEURS)
imagine that

Now we have a steady supply of talents who can reach even world class level..thats some luxury compared to what we had
Not only that..hes specialized in france..the biggest talent pool in europe and well positioned to remain so long after moncada retires

Hes a true blessing in dark times and many of the players he brought here are/were too..its all justvery sad it all happened in the pioli/fonseca era..
With a decent coach milan could have been eating good these last years even without a stadium

Na cdk couldn't handle the shirt bro. He had 40 apps for Milan and showed nothing.

The shirt really is too heavy for some. But this is also the risk you take in buying young talents.

Sometimes we just gotta take the L and move on.

 

[Massaro94]

Berlusconi never hired him, coz i think he is a assumed socialist.

Well it was a missed opportunity. Sarri with Niang, Balo Ses etc and some of the Chinese money would have at the very minimum got us back into the ucl alot earlier than 2020s

In fact I'll put it up there with some of our biggest blunders under Presidente.

Davids to Juve

Not keeping Crespo

Losing 30m on Kaka by not selling him to city in jan 2009. We could easily have rebuilt our midfield and attack with the firesale from real that summer. Could have gotten Robben, Sneijder and Huntelaar for 55M.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Unless leao has joined isis I don't see him exploding anytime soon

He wouldn't even make houthi

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Weak ass generation of ballers

Meanwhile this guy did all the partying, smashed it on the field and takes a dump on both Dinho and Messi

Well Maradona is the goat so yea.
Also kvaradonna for a reason. That's why he is better than leao

 

[Soldier_of_god]

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Ok imran khan. You still in jail?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Na cdk couldn't handle the shirt bro. He had 40 apps for Milan and showed nothing.

The shirt really is too heavy for some. But this is also the risk you take in buying young talents.

Sometimes we just gotta take the L and move on.

Cdk is a piece of shit fodder. He can never hack it at a high pressure club. Low pressure club is his ceiling but I was still against selling him. He may have been good with a better manager. But yea definitely not worth 30 40 mil lol.