The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

[sheva]

Just realized I completed 25 years as a Milan fan. Feels like a long time and time is flying. I had no idea what to expect from 25 years in the future back then.

Thank you B&G and Sheva for making me a fan, and giving great memories while growing up

you're welcome

 

[mrki]

Milan needs 3 new starters and a coach that will use Jimenez as a RB. + 3 new bench players. Again we are 6/7 players behind from being a full team. It's incredible how much time/years clowns need to build a team.

Cb, Sandro Tonali and a top no.9 must arrive. Then reserve lb, one more good midfielder and a good versatile winger.

Marotta will take Gundogan and Pellegrini for free? As I read at least. For serie a both will be super useful.

Pellegrini, Di Lorenzo, Ricci... these kind of players are needed in Milan. Good, solid Italian players, tactically ready, ready for serie a. Not only Pokémon players from Moncada laptop ffs.

Free Ac Milan.

 

[Caladan]

Osimhen is a deal that would make perfect sense.. will be expensive, but it's these kinds of deals that can take us to the next level... not players like Morata

he may not be feasible for January (not impossible though), but he's definitely available for the summer... we will need him to decrease his 10m/season wages because he (and Napoli) discovered the hard way that no one was willing to pay that for him last summer.. I think 50m can work

also, I just found out that there is no such thing as cup-tied players anymore.. even tho Osimhen has already played for Galatasary in the CL, we would be able to register him for the 16th round in February


besides, does Osimhen's current contract with Napoli benefit from the Growth Decree? if yes, we could take him on a 2 year loan + obligation to benefit from it for 2 years until Serie A get's it back... apparently the new president is strongly in favor of it

I found my brother.

 

[Caladan]

Small fans analize.
Redshit fans will be angry.



and more. There is penty after new year.

 

[AndreiX]

Osimhen is a deal that would make perfect sense.. will be expensive, but it's these kinds of deals that can take us to the next level... not players like Morata

he may not be feasible for January (not impossible though), but he's definitely available for the summer... we will need him to decrease his 10m/season wages because he (and Napoli) discovered the hard way that no one was willing to pay that for him last summer.. I think 50m can work

also, I just found out that there is no such thing as cup-tied players anymore.. even tho Osimhen has already played for Galatasary in the CL, we would be able to register him for the 16th round in February


besides, does Osimhen's current contract with Napoli benefit from the Growth Decree? if yes, we could take him on a 2 year loan + obligation to benefit from it for 2 years until Serie A get's it back... apparently the new president is strongly in favor of it

What's the last good player Napoli let go to a league rival?

 

[leaf]

If you really think Conceicao is their answer for this shitshow... You are far more optimistic than I am... Seing they tried for Sarri first, which in itself is already a red flag bc this team can't play Fonzball, let alone Sarriball which requires excellent mid 3 of passers. Passers we don't have.

Then we went for the cheapest option again. I liked Sergio as a player and he had good results as a manager against sides that open up. We can say the same of Fonseca. I expect us to be better, don't get me wrong, bc this team is tailor-made for counters. Still, if they really wanted to appease Curva/fans/public they should've gone for a big name, like Allegri (who I hate). That's why they went for Sarri, bc he's still sort of a big name, but works for peanuts. Even he gave us the finger, rightfully so, realizing he couldn't do jack shit with this squad.

I don't think Abate would agree to those terms they offered, seriously. Fuck 1 mil when it'll cost you a lot more potentially in a long run.

I expect results to be better but I think we'll end up exactly where we'd end up with Fonz. I wanted Fonseca gone from september but it's indicative how he ended up practically a hero after all this. Even I feel sorry for him and am pissed at Ibra & co. This sort & level of amateurism I''ve never seen here, Mirabelli was a class act compared to these fuckers.

Shaq put it perfectly: when the general is calm, troops are calm. Look who our generals are...

Yes … it’s the only wise choice to adopt a wait and see attitude towards the ppl management pick from now on. To me the new guy is already set up to fail especially if reinforcements don’t come

 

[Shiby]

Is this Bondo guy actually good or just a lateral move for us in terms of our midfield quality?

 

[forward]

If the report about Gerry making the Fonseca-Conceicao decision on his own is true, I think we will see a revolution pretty soon. Maybe even in the winter. The guy is an arrogant cunt, but he can surely see that the club is on a negative path and this management is not doing a good job. None of Furlani, Zlatan or Moncada are sure to stay beyond June and I feel that a lot of the fodder they brought will go with them like Merdueze, RLC, Tammy, Emerson, etc. leaving a lot of space for many new players.

Furlani is perhaps the only one who deserves a chance to stay longer.
He was part of the Elliott team that brought us back to CL football.

The rest are just shit.

 

[forward]

But I was told haaland (choker) and mbappe are next breed

Players thes days have evolved apparently

CR7 only became elite at Real.
He was considered a chocker at Man U. Portugal NT as well.
Staying elite throughout the whole career is pretty much impossible.

 

[Master Smurf]

Furlani is perhaps the only one who deserves a chance to stay longer.
He was part of the Elliott team that brought us back to CL football.

The rest are just shit.

Furlani just makes sure that income is higher than expenses.

Sporting wise he doesn't do shit. As long as Elliot is owed money, Furlani or someone similar will be here.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Haaland may not be as good as strikers back in 90s and 2000 era

But damn I would love to have him in the team. He would suit us perfectly.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Is this Bondo guy actually good or just a lateral move for us in terms of our midfield quality?

He is shit. Maybe good for mid table team. But to win for milan you need more.

 

[ymsv]

Haaland may not be as good as strikers back in 90s and 2000 era

But damn I would love to have him in the team. He would suit us perfectly.

Yes . With him instead of duo , we will have a non scoring trio .

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Yes . With him instead of duo , we will have a non scoring trio .

He will hold the ball up well and make our wingers more dangerous. We will score way more.

 

[LemonCookies]

If Gerry wants to extend an olive branch, and show faith not only in Serg but the squad itself - open the wallet and bring in Nico Gonzalez. Would be a perfect partner for Fofana.

 

[MilanMagic]

Rumors emerging about Darwin for 5m loan and 40m obligation. Besides that these cheap feckers wont spend that much on any thing other than club services:

Does Darwin have another passport? Did we use (or better term waste) our non-EUs on Pavlo and Emerson?

I know that Serbia is still not an EU country. There were rumors about Emerson want to get another passport. I wonder are these journalist are stupid or consider us to be stupid or really have some inside information!!?

PS: on transfermarket there is no second passport for any of them.

 

[skwaro]

I dont think so we will be in top 4. We need to prey Italy will get 5 places in CL. Conceicao wont have already results. Our team spirit is broken. We need good winter merceto. Our bench sacks.

you should improve your english

 

[finnishhacker]

 

[Ludwig]

Lmao no thanks. He is shite.

He us lucky to be supported by salah.

Even Luis Diaz is very average

System team does well thanks to coach and mainly salah keeper gravernerch and van dijk. That is the team

supported by Salah, still struggling to score goals. Here he will be the second coming of Matri.

 

[milanator]

Jimenez as RB sounds too vulnerable, that imo needs another CB = minus one attacker or midfielder.

Depending on the circumstances that can be an ok trade, but if everyone is fit I don't think it will make the cut

 

[Kaka92]

Can we even bring in any foreigner without selling players? That's going to be tricky in January, kick someone out to bring in another.


This failure with list is one of the worst things this management has done (and the competition is truly big). Fucking incompetence.

 

[nonsonoqui]

you should improve your english

Why so harsh with your compatriot?

On this forum, there are people who speak English even as their third language. It’s admirable.

Anyway, I can understand him.

 

[rossonero1]

According to @_mercadoazul_ #Milan is evaluating Porto's Pepê who could be leaving in January. The Premier League is also investigating the player. Since 2023 Pepê has also held an Italian passport

 

[milanator]

Can we even bring in any foreigner without selling players? That's going to be tricky in January, kick someone out to bring in another.


This failure with list is one of the worst things this management has done (and the competition is truly big). Fucking incompetence.

We can just not register another foreigner to make room for a new signings as far as I know.

This is also a result of a year long strategy that benefited us greatly. Now a couple players are also overage for the lists.

Buying young players is a way to get around it now as well, but in that case it is borrowed time again.

 

[rossonero1]

@AntoVitiello
Strict rules set the tone as Sergio #Conceiçao begins his first days at #ACMilan. He’s held multiple meetings on discipline and individual interviews to quickly understand the group.

 

[pippofan]

Those about to die was decent too.
Was About Roman gladiators fighting for their lives.
Precursor to the servile war.

I have to check that one out...I like shows and novels about Rome. Years ago HBO had a series called Roma for two seasons in the times of Julius Caesar and it was awsome

 

[pippofan]

Paz is really good and will become a brilliant player. He also got called up to the Argentine national team.

But practically Real Madrid owns him. They sold him to Como and retained a buy-back. There is zero chance they'll let any other team have him at this point.

Freaking Real Madrid with their buy-backs, including Jimenez. It should be outlawed.

 

[Caladan]

Why so harsh with your compatriot?

On this forum, there are people who speak English even as their third language. It’s admirable.

Anyway, I can understand him.

He has right mate. My International English degenerated past years. I know that my grammar or spelling is badly, We are learning it in at school.
Living in UK changed my way communication for many years. I think bad way.

 

[WILL2K]

For a moment, I thought we signed Jude lol.

 

[pippofan]

To be fair, the article says that Bondo wants Milan, not the other way around. But I know he’s been rumored before.

When Milan showed interest for Bondo Monza had a much better player in Rovella, a young DM now playing great at Lazio and called up to the national team.

It's what pisses me off about our management, the way they ignore Italian talent like the plague. And the growth decree excuse is getting old because Rovella's salary wasn't much but for a couple of extra million, (if that), we opt for less talented foreign players. Not saying that Rovella or other Italians are great, some are good to very good and we miss opportunities because of our extreme cheapness.

In all interviews and conferences nobody ever asks why we have the fewest Italians in the league and why we don't go for them with the exception of Tonali. They don't all suck as some here believe