The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[sheva]

One time my town mayor begged the US authorities to keep Moroccan troops on the outskirts of town because they were ****** our local girls.

@yungeddy is this a cultural pastime?

 

[bill0621]

Svilar is not worth 30m and 4m salary.

 

[sheva]

Good luck they have video evidence

All the shots Mike faces

https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/s/tPvC5RabLV

They are buying this guy purely out of hype and NT appearances

Sell sell sell

 

[forward]

Longo says we will offer
30 mil for svilar if roma iffers 25 mil for sale

Of all the starters, selling Mike is pobably the easiest choice.

How is Svilar playing with his feet? Can he distribute the ball?

 

[SuperPippo]

Svilar is not worth 30m and 4m salary.

Neither is Mike.

 

[patosheva]

I

Neither is Mike.

I bet he didnt watched any roma game,svilar is great gk and only 26 years

 

[Ryo]

Neither is Mike.

Mike wants 5M

 

[sheva]

I think Leao whips his head into shape if we sell Maignan and Theo and bring in some good locker room guys like Modric, and of course Allegri

He has 3 years left on his deal, I think we should give him a year under Allegri, whose style I believe will suit a dribbling/counter attack merchant like Leao

Ibra hasn't managed to motivate him, hasn't elevated his game one bit under pioli that only talked to him about his family

Openly revolted against one hothead Portuguese and quiet quit against another

Allegri being a terrorist, based on previous coaching and authority examples, will provided nothing for Leao as Leao cannot be educated, and is playing on his own joy of the game. I believe there was an interview with him a while back where he explicitly stated that even.

Sell quickly before value drops

 

[Nevermore]

For those of us here trying to deal with this transfer by calling Tijiani the Dutch Nocerino etc, just watch a mid player like Mbuemo who is not as good as him quality wise (though different positions) go for a higher transfer fee. His small EPL team is asking for over 80 million euros minimum even after being offered 60 million euros.

This is after another small EPL team made Man U pay 75 million euros for Cunha.

Some of our fans here are acting like we pulled of an insane heist by selling our most dependable player over the last 2 years with near 100% availability for 55 million euros. And we are supposed to be a giant in this game.

Tijiani wasn’t Gullit nor was he Seedorf but he definitely was a very dependable quality player for us and losing him for the amount we are doing is really tragic. It’s not like they offered us 110 to 125 million like EPL teams did for other midfielders like Enzo Fernandez, Caicedo or Rice. And none of these players are Gullit or Seedorf either

Example of how a chain of incompetent decisions results in even bigger disaster
Hired poor coaches and signed wrong players -> poor results -> overspent in winter to fix situation with no result -> desperate to sell to fix negative balance -> sell for low price

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I
I bet he didnt watched any roma game,svilar is great gk and only 26 years

Not worth a cent over 10 mil

No keeper is worth that much
Barring maybe Donna and der stegen maybe.

Meret for free is a better deal then
Roma can go suck a fat one.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Ibra hasn't managed to motivate him, hasn't elevated his game one bit under pioli that only talked to him about his family

Openly revolted against one hothead Portuguese and quiet quit against another

Allegri being a terrorist, based on previous coaching and authority examples, will provided nothing for Leao as Leao cannot be educated, and is playing on his own joy of the game. I believe there was an interview with him a while back where he explicitly stated that even.

Sell quickly before value drops

And get who?
Sell and get who

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Example of how a chain of incompetent decisions results in even bigger disaster
Hired poor coaches and signed wrong players -> poor results -> overspent in winter to fix situation with no result -> desperate to sell to fix negative balance -> sell for low price

He can claim tax deduction for negative gearing type loss lel

Gerrzaa

 

[Dena]

Gazzetta_it: Mike #Maignan to sign for #Chelsea for €18M. Agreement formalised tomorrow and made official by Wednesday.

 

[The Cat]

Of all the starters, selling Mike is pobably the easiest choice.

How is Svilar playing with his feet? Can he distribute the ball?

Svilar won serie a GK of the year. He's good all round

 

[inomilan]

Pato will save us.

 

[SuperPippo]

Gazzetta_it: Mike #Maignan to sign for #Chelsea for €18M. Agreement formalised tomorrow and made official by Wednesday.

Not a bad deal for an injury prone keeper on the back of two poor seasons and one year left on his contract, and apparently an unprofessional attitude. Good riddance I say.

 

[Wild]

15M LMAO.
I don't think we're gonna accept.

Ita a good offer.
Isnt he on his last year of contract?

 

[brk]

It was fun for a while with Tare and Allegri. But the sense of impending doom is back, it will be a revolutionary summer and we can only hope the new squad will be competitive. Thankfully it's Tare responsible for incomings.

Unsurprisingly, I’m feeling very optimistic.

 

[brk]

Exlusive longo says
Offer is 15 plus 5 mil bonuses easly reaceble for mike.
Also theo is starting to think about saying yes to alhilal and we would get 35 mil

Tijii 70
Mike 20
Theo 35
Kalulu 15

140 mil aleeady and we have so much more to sale.
Sale
Pobega
Colombo
Tomori
Thiaw
Chuck
Okafor
Adli

I’m so proud of you for deciding that Bennacer has to stay.

 

[pippofan]

It's looking like an exodus of 2022 heroes at this point. Theo's situation seems quite stuck though. And will the club actually sell Leao?

Out of the three, Mike is my first choice of players to leave. First it was injuries, then it was inconsistent performances.

My expectation is that Mike and Theo will leave, and that the club keeps Leao for another season at least.

However much the club itself have created the situation with these players, we're past the point of no return and we need to regenerate a winning Milan. No looking back.

I don't mind seeing Maignan and Theo leave, we can actually upgrade the positions with cheaper alternatives. Losing Rijnders is very painful so we must keep Pulisic and Leao and improve the midfield with real quality. Of the Rabiot/Xkaka duo I would take one but not both, probably Rabiot that knows Serie A.

The other must be a capable DM still relatively young but good, and that's where I would spend the most money, one position that we cannot miss on. Upgrade the CBs, maybe keep two out of the four, our attacking trio remains the same, with the addition of a bigger role for Camarda and sell the fodders.
We need changes, but too many may be counterproductive.

 

[actrader10]

If these guys want to go let them. They all were rubbish this season. Their heads are not with it we cant rebuild. They will cause problems. We need a team who want to succeed

 

[pippofan]

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I bet he didnt watched any roma game,svilar is great gk and only 26 years

Very athletic and quick, great shot blocker that would have saved those long shots that Mike let in.
Subbed for Rui Patricio one match and was so impressive that never came off the bench again.

 

[sheva]

Memba how RnB gloated getting maignan for only 15m due to his last year of contract, and what a steal it was given his 1st year output?

How hilarious would it be for Chelsea doing the same for us and at the exact same amount

 

[sheva]

And get who?
Sell and get who

As I'm not into African boys, I'm not the address to that question

 

[BrianAC]

please accept I really don't want another season on this ride

Wondering if one of the youth keepers could step in ..we invested in some the last few years. Anyone knows how they are doing,?

 

[BrianAC]

So Magnan, Reijnders gone
That should be enough. Now focus on the dead wood.

 

[BrianAC]

Not a bad deal for an injury prone keeper on the back of two poor seasons and one year left on his contract, and apparently an unprofessional attitude. Good riddance I say.

That injury prone part. Forget about that. He makes a save and then he injured. Annoying

 

[Wild]

Our attack is fine so i hope we concentrate mainly on the midfield & defense.
A defensive & an attacking mids are a must.
A great CD & LB.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Very athletic and quick, great shot blocker that would have saved those long shots that Mike let in.
Subbed for Rui Patricio one match and was so impressive that never came off the bench again.

Yea not over 10 mil tho

 

[Nestafan]

Our attack is fine so i hope we concentrate mainly on the midfield & defense.
A defensive & an attacking mids are a must.
A great CD & LB.

I'd like a better centre forward in the starting 11