Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread

[squaresolid]

Ibra will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Ibra played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Ibra can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Ibra don't ask Google. Google ask him.

 

[Your Sister]

Disinterested, bored, etc. Call it what you want.

Best play of the day was when he didn't touch that Urby pass that led to the second goal.

 

[Sven]

Zlatan can walk up to the goalie and tell him exactly where he will put it, and still score.

That's his level.

It looked to me like he simply did read the goalkeeper movement (GK tried to fake the side, but actually feel a bit early)

 

[IbraFTW]

I'll take that as an assist for Urby's goal. Any disagreement, GTFO.

Definitely.

 

[milanpalermo23]

He did bad on that breakaway though....

 

[Trillske]

Whats worrying is that he has started to look exhausted on the pitch. Against Arsenal away and even more so in this game.

His dribbling was f-ing epic though. Messi-level.

 

[Pipa]

Whats worrying is that he has started to look exhausted on the pitch. Against Arsenal away and even more so in this game.

His dribbling was f-ing epic though. Messi-level.

Ibra doesn't dribble at Messi level.
Messi dribbles at Ibras level.

 

[fredrik9]

Whats worrying is that he has started to look exhausted on the pitch. Against Arsenal away and even more so in this game.

His dribbling was f-ing epic though. Messi-level.

Exhausted? I can't see that. I see an Ibra in better form than ever.
But tonight he wisely chose to save himself a bit.

We've all seen an exhausted Ibra. That's a different person.

 

[IbraFTW]

Ibra doesn't dribble at Messi level.
Messi dribbles at Ibras level.

 

[Sven]

His third Serie A game after a three games suspension... No reason at all for Ibra to be tired. And he doesn't look tired at all.

 

[milanpalermo23]

 

[Sage]

decent game, nice passes/control/flicks but the one on one chance he fucked up was

 

[fredrik9]

That was too nice. Beautiful.

 

[fredrik9]

Stats from whoscored.com make him MOTM.

http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/543167/Live

 

[squaresolid]

^ good stats. i also like the points they give to boner. he deserve it tonight.

 

[voom]

For me Ibra was not MOM,but was good,had too much misplaced passes and he lose ball a bit too much for his standard especialy in first period of first half.Regardless these errors,he was influential,had some nice moves,i realy liked that ball control when Ambro send him ball a bit too high,that was masterful.

 

[Boban1982]

His third Serie A game after a three games suspension... No reason at all for Ibra to be tired. And he doesn't look tired at all.

I agree.

He does not look tired to me. Put the penalty away well and had a good game.

There was no need for him to kill himself whilst we were 2-0 and controlling the game.

I'm hoping for goals from him in the nexr 3 games Juve, Roma and Barcelona.

Forza Zlatan!!!!!

 

[damn]

Stats from whoscored.com make him MOTM.

http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/543167/Live

whoscored rating are about as good as goal.com. they have lucio and chiellini rated higher then silva. chiellini I can live with but lucio

 

[Pipa]

whoscored rating are about as good as goal.com. they have lucio and chiellini rated higher then silva. chiellini I can live with but lucio

Probably extra points for the sexy eyebrows.

 

[fredrik9]

whoscored rating are about as good as goal.com. they have lucio and chiellini rated higher then silva. chiellini I can live with but lucio

Whoscored ratings aren't perfect, but far better than most biased ratings that come around.

There is no bias from them. only facts and real numbers.

 

[fredrik9]

Zlatan stats 2011-2012 season
31 games - 27 goals + 9 assists

Pre-season
Jul 20 Solbiatese (45 min, 2 goals, 3 assists)
Jul 26 Bayern Munich (45 min, 1 goal)
Jul 27 Internacional (45 min, 1 goal)
Aug 14 Malmö (60 min)

Supercoppa Final Beijing
Aug 6 Inter (90 min, 1 goal)

Serie A
Sep 9 Lazio (90 min, 1 goal)
Oct 2 Juventus (90 min)
Oct 15 Palermo (90 min, 1 assist)
Oct 23 Lecce (90 min)
Oct 26 Parma (73 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Oct 30 Roma (90 min, 2 goals)
Nov 6 Catania (90 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Nov 20 Fiorentina (90 min)
Nov 27 Chievo (68 min, 2 goals)
Dec 2 Genoa (90 min, 1 goal)
Dec 11 Bologna (90 min, 1 goal)
Dec 18 Siena (90 min, 1 goal)
Dec 21 Cagliari (90 min, 1 goal)
Jan 8 Atalanta (90 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Jan 15 Inter (90 min)
Jan 22 Novara (90 min, 2 goals)
Jan 29 Cagliari (83 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Feb 1 Lazio (90 min)
Feb 5 Napoli (63 min, red card)
Mar 3 Palermo (90 min, 3 goals)
Mar 11 Lecce (90 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Mar 17 Parma (90 min, 1 goal)

Champions League
Sep 28 Viktoria Pizen (90 min, 1 goal, 1 assist)
Oct 19 Bate Borisov (90 min, 1 goal)
Nov 1 Bate Borisov (90 min, 1 goal)
Nov 24 Barcelona (90 min, 1 goal)
Feb 15 Arsenal (90 min, 1 goal, 2 assists)
Mar 6 Arsenal (90 min)

Coppa Italia
Jan 26 Lazio (20 min, 1 goal)
Feb 8 Juventus (90 min)

Total (not including pre-season):
31 games played (1 Super Coppa, 2 Coppa, 22 Serie A, 6 CL)
2647 minutes played
27 goals + 9 assists
A goal or assist every 73 min
A goal every 98 min
An assist every 294 min

 

[asd]

His third Serie A game after a three games suspension... No reason at all for Ibra to be tired. And he doesn't look tired at all.

considering the only people who can sub him if he were to get injured or get carded are mexes and SES since Pato/Boateng/Cassano/Robi are out i'd rather he take it easy after we're leading.

SES no matter how much 'talent' shouldnt even be considered a starter, especially when we only have a four point lead.

 

[damn]

Probably extra points for the sexy eyebrows.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Played at 10% of his power today. Incredible.

 

[Xudong]

In Serie A history, there has not been a player become capocannonieri (top scorer) for two different teams. There is a good chance that Ibrahimovic could be the first one.

 

[Maestro21]

He will get 30 goals in Serie A and win CL this year. It's his year; look at him, he can play way below his ability and still score. It's amazing.

 

[Gio]

http://www.goal.com/en/news/10/ital...an-shirt-signed-by-ibrahimovic-an-i-am-zlatan

Not sure if this has been posted before. But this shows the idiocy of goal.com. I want to enter but I cannot win as any answer I pick is incorrect:

Win an AC Milan shirt signed by Ibrahimovic & an 'I Am Zlatan' App

How many consecutive league titles has Zlatan Ibrahimovic won?

a) Two
b) Three
c) Four

1 at Milan, 1 at Barcelona, 3 with Inter, 2 revoked at Juve and 1 at Ajax. So the answer is either 8 or 5.

 

[jammin]

the answer is Zlatan. it always is.

 

[Deunamist]

The correct question should be:

"What is the highest number of consecutive league titles that Zlatan Ibrahimovic has won with any club he's played for in his career?"

 

[naive_harry]

He will get 30 goals in Serie A and win CL this year. It's his year; look at him, he can play way below his ability and still score. It's amazing.

He got a penalty, thats not scoring from open play, and yes, its too easy for him.