Andrea Pirlo Thread

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So you do have those fantasies ... its alright man. Its alright to wish to be a cuckhold :D

No ... and who would? We're talking about Mrs. Mark, aren't we?

Clarence wants Andra --> Mark kicks Clarence's fat ass :tongue:
 

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Maybe it's just my eyesight but van Bommels' wife looks much more like a tranny...

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not for club ...

national heros > money whores :o

clarences missu is not good looking .. me find lots of chicks like that in the club .. no joke .. she good good smile though

then again its florida
 

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he probably picked her up in a night club... thought he was doing a Matt Daemon .
 

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Why are people talking about trannies here?

Oh right, its Pirlo's thread :g:
 

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transvestites look better than the whale robinho is married too:o
 

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I cannot believe how can anybody over here advocate sleeping with friends/collegues wife :conf:

despicable human *puke*

it was not funny when shit happened to wayne bridge or ll capitano baresi ..


Madther you are a bad person :o cannot expect anything more from pirlo fans :o
 

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Maybe it's just my eyesight but van Bommels' wife looks much more like a tranny...

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Also maybe the fact that she has the chest of a 12 year old boy. :lol:
 

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So nothing about Clarence banging his missus? Swear I heard it somewhere ... seems almost real to me. Pupone would know ...

Yes, there was rumours in the Italian press at the time (2001/02). Milene Domingues is her name.
 
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I cannot believe how can anybody over here advocate sleeping with friends/collegues wife :conf:

despicable human *puke*

it was not funny when shit happened to wayne bridge or ll capitano baresi ..


Madther you are a bad person :o cannot expect anything more from pirlo fans :o
Thank you for that compliment :proud: :D

I think there are two types of men. One who are deeply in love with their partner and don't see anyone else; The others were deeply in love, but it didn't work out, and now are too afraid to over-commit.

There is a third type, those who are truly despicable ... the tranny hunters ( :D ) whose status as 'men' is debatable.

PS. Is it possible to love two women simultaneously?
Also maybe the fact that she has the chest of a 12 year old boy. :lol:

:eek: sir where are yo ufrom :eek:

oh ok never mind
WARNING: Racial prototyping/classification. Do not read if sensitive to race.

White women in general have nice tits. Their bodies are ok if they are in shape especially with tight 'buns'.

Asian chicks are cute. You'd like to see them beg for mercy in a language you can't comprehend :D

South Asian chicks are beautiful. Very pretty. I think they have the best facial features. They also have nice tits ... little wide on the hips though.

Black chicks are just pure sex. Luscious lips, mostly in top shape, great tits and a fantastic ass. Its difficult to not get a boner when out on a date with a fit one. Of course, there's the other extreme ... big fat bitches ... but I'm talking chicks, not bitches :D

Yes, there was rumours in the Italian press at the time (2001/02). Milene Domingues is her name.
AHA! Knew it! No wonder Ashish attacked me personally :-)( ). She's quite a looker too:

r9 who? Come here Clarence ... let me see what you're packing :lol:

Grande Ole Clarence :proud::star:

Grande Pirlo ... help Juve slip just once more :star:
 
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Strange... The face on this pic doesn't look like her. Must be the camera angle.
 

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You take pirlo out, you dismantle Jube.
Somebody must suggest this to the remaining two teams to face ladri.
 

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drunk this early and you're posting on a forum?

dafuq you do in life son?
 

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drunk this early and you're posting on a forum?

dafuq you do in life son?

Early? 1:25 AM here, just back from a party.
 

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parties that finish at 1 am? melvins gone wild.
 

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best reason ever :lol:


too drunk was the reason

Never. Never me, who had once drank as much as the Germans at the Oktoberfest = 4 litres in a sitting.

Anyway, I don't want to ruin the sanctity of this thread. Sorry, Andrea.
 

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