Alexandre Pato Thread

[derpu]

Happy 23rd Birthday Pato! I hope the day when you're finally injury-free and score 20 goals-a-season for us will soon come.

 

[Andy2050]

come on lonely idiot focus all that rebound feelings in score goals, u can always fck randoms girls when you're a superstar, you idiot! and happy 23rd injury in a row, i mean birthday...

 

[rosso_nero]

Tanti auguri!

 

[sushanmilano]

Hey pato,Worst birthday ever?

 

[anilak]

Happy B'day !!

I feel bad for him ..

This year he has to somehow stay fit 75 % of the games and score 20 goals .. Else it's sell to some rich club who can afford to take a risk .. If he breaks out our loss .. But we did bet 6 years on him .. If he finally breaks out this year .. good for us ..

But we can't keep saying next year for ever .. 23 now and next year this time he will be 24 ..

 

[jammin]

happy birthday Ducky!

still so young. feels like he's been around forever.

get well soon!

 

[acm55]

Tanti auguri!

 

[Milano7]

tanti auguri pato !

 

[blaze]

my birthday is today too :O didn't know i had the same birthday as pato. i am the chosen one

 

[Mario]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eErMKtv1_ko&feature=youtu.be
Happy birthday Pato!

 

[Pipa]

my birthday is today too :O didn't know i had the same birthday as pato. i am the chosen one

We should sign you as his backup!

 

[Jasper]

http://lemsworths.tumblr.com/post/11997187724

 

[Jasper]

Where is that chick with braces gif? (where is that from anyway?)

 

[AC Kid]

happy birthday alex <3 miss u

 

[necromancer]

Tanti Auguri.

And condolences for the break-up.

 

[Ashish]

god da,m you are a brasilian dont act like italian

step up the samba off and on the pitch

 

[Sonny.Bill.Williams]

Where is that chick with braces gif? (where is that from anyway?)

 

[Sophie]

my birthday is today too :O didn't know i had the same birthday as pato. i am the chosen one

Happy birthday!

 

[Armin__m]

Where is that chick with braces gif? (where is that from anyway?)

Youtube Rebecka Black, you`ll regret it

 

[Jasper]

Youtube Rebecka Black, you`ll regret it

I know about Rebecka Black. Won't go there again.

Pato has pretty similar movement to the girl.

 

[naive_harry]

Pato is on the extreme end of the spectrum they speak about in movie unbreakable, lol.

 

[Moggster]

Will he be back after the international break?

 

[joyrider]

salgira mubarak ducko

 

[AsparagusFC]

happy birthday joey barton

 

[MilanShion]

Happy bday!!

 

[joyrider]

don't know if this is true, but Milan kicked out the head of Milan lab (Beglian icon Jean-Pierre Meersman) in April for the chronical injury of Pato

http://www.nr10.be/buitenland/italie/item/milan-lab-gooit-meersseman-buiten

 

[Jasper]

don't know if this is true, but Milan kicked out the head of Milan lab (Beglian icon Jean-Pierre Meersman) in April for the chronical injury of Pato

http://www.nr10.be/buitenland/italie/item/milan-lab-gooit-meersseman-buiten

Rahja?

 

[luke07]

his uncle

 

[joyrider]

Rahja?

Who's Rahja?

 

[Ibra]

don't know if this is true, but Milan kicked out the head of Milan lab (Beglian icon Jean-Pierre Meersman) in April for the chronical injury of Pato

http://www.nr10.be/buitenland/italie/item/milan-lab-gooit-meersseman-buiten

What to with the thousands of liters of snake oil he left behind?