Clarence Seedorf Thread

[Sod-Lod]

 

[VeneMilan]

Philthy Phil Philanthropist!

 

[necromancer]

The least of the Senatori in terms of contribution, but ciao ciao. Thanks for all the great memories.

 

[Christian]

AC Milan News ‏ @Milanello

Seedorf's wife: "I'm in Rio de Janeiro now and Seedorf could join me on Monday already. His last training with Milan will be on Saturday."

Seedorf's wife: "It could turn out that Seedorf won't be in the squad for the game vs. Novara because he's not getting along with Allegri."

Seedorf's wife calls Seedorf for Seedorf? Legend

 

[Falkryr]

Seedorfs wife says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Seedorf tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

Seedorfs wife asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Seedorf says "Just take my Milanshorts and put them on your breasts."

Seedorfs wife : "How does that make them bigger?"

Seedorf : "I don't know, but it worked wonder for my ass."

 

[KujaIX]

The least of the Senatori in terms of contribution, but ciao ciao. Thanks for all the great memories.

I wouldn't say that.

Ambro has contributed less. Seedorf was really quite important in most of the trophies we won.

 

[zio_fester]

Seedorf will not play against Novara

 

[Casualista]

Seedorfs wife says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Seedorf tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

Seedorfs wife asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Seedorf says "Just take my Milanshorts and put them on your breats."

Seedorfs wife : "How does that make them bigger?"

Seedorf : "I don't know, but it worked wonder for my ass."

 

[joyrider]

Philthy Phil Philanthropist!

NOFX rule!!

 

[Rickaka]

Reaching 300th page..

Grazie Clarence Seedorf!
You had a lot of haters but you will always be a LEGEND in my book!

Farewell

 

[Hondayum]

If you do decide to leave, promise me a couple of things:

1. Do your very best in Brazil, and win some trophies (Libetadores would look nice in your collection)

2. Come back to Milan one day as a director/manager/coach

 

[Casualista]

3. Ignore 1 and 2 and get stuck in the bermuda triangle while on your way to brazil.

 

[WILL2K]

Good luck with your future, the ultimate Dutch Master. The gentleman..

 

[sunarp89]

Thank you Clarence. I don't know if you gave it your all in the past couple of seasons but hey, you're leaving now and its time to appreciate the good things you've done. Thank you for THAT goal against Inter, the one against Bayern in Munich, and the one against Man Utd in '07. Grazie!

 

[necromancer]

I wouldn't say that.

Ambro has contributed less. Seedorf was really quite important in most of the trophies we won.

Contribution per time for which he was a starting XI player. Ambrosini became a starter only in 2007.

The trophy thing is exactly what I meant. Seedorf turns up only for big knockout matches. I value his contribution there.

But across the season, our other Senatori of that age (Nesta, Pirlo, Gattuso, Maldini) had been more consistent. And Ambro also, once he became a starter when we shifted back to the Christmas Tree in '07.

Anyway, I don't wanna be negative about him when he's retiring. Grazie Seedorf. May you realize your obvious dream of being a football admin asap.

 

[Ash]

Don't let the door hit you on your way out

 

[jammin]

3. Ignore 1 and 2 and get stuck in the bermuda triangle while on your way to brazil.

bermuda triangle can't handle dat ass.

will always always remember his performance against ManUre in the 3-0... best match ever.

 

[peep]

2012: Chedric > Clarence

But seriously, thanks for the past. As for the present, it's good to see you go.

 

[Casualista]

bermuda triangle can't handle dat ass.

will always always remember his performance against ManUre in the 3-0... best match ever.

you will only remember his performance against manutd and bayern second leg and a couple of derbies here and there in around a decade that he spent here.

 

[jammin]

you will only remember his performance against manutd and bayern second leg and a couple of derbies here and there in around a decade that he spent here.

exactly. my mind is hardwired to remember only the good stuff.

and oh yes, that bayern match was also sexual.

 

[GreatKalu]

You know what? Since every Tom, Dick and Harry give vb0ss credit for last season's Scudetto, I think its only fair I give credit to where its really due. Without Clarence, we wouldn't have won Serie A last term. When Zlatan and Cassano were busy trying to figure out who can get suspended more, and vb0ss started daydreams and conceding goals, it was Clarence who stepped up his game in the crucial run in to the end of the season. You could say that post Spurs, he was our best player, certainly in midfield that is not up for debate.

Under Leo, same thing. First half of the season we actually looking good in the 4-2-3-1 because Clarence was our AM ... and did absolutely brilliant to link a static Dinho, one-footed Bori and lost Pato on the right. It was him who was actually pulling the strings, especially during buildups, while Dinho lay dormant on the left waiting for the ball to touch feet.

So I salut you Sir. But its time to go. Thank you for all the wonderful memories, and I wish you the best in all your endeavors.

PS. Just one more thing. We still need your service on a little issue, and who better than you for the job. We need someone to make Barbara cheat on Pato. That way they break up, Carlo bids big, and we're home and dry at least for this summer. Please BGP? Please?

 

[Casualista]

seedorf under spotlight.

seedorf when team needed him week in week out.

 

[GreatKalu]

Eh ... don't be a hater.

When its all said and done, Clarence > Iniesta because ... well, he didn't sit by Mama's home and have a team play with him for all eternity with the same boring short side pass shit. Went to Ajax, Madrid and Milan, and enjoyed success at the highest level.

BGP

PS. Spain wouldn't be World Champs if Clarence was on the pitch Biggest mistake the Dutch made was not playing Clarentino always

Now go Clarence ... fly away like the soaring eagle you are ... you've done us nothing but

 

[Casualista]

one club men > seedorf.

it was better when his fanbois were talking about his philanthropy escapades in south africa and the size of his dick. When it comes to football tho. Meh. Wasted talent. Probably bigger than dinho since dinho at least won ballon d'or.

 

[jammin]

one club men > seedorf.

this I have to agree with.

 

[Ash]

Eh ... don't be a hater.

When its all said and done, Clarence > Iniesta because ... well, he didn't sit by Mama's home and have a team play with him for all eternity with the same boring short side pass shit. Went to Ajax, Madrid and Milan, and enjoyed success at the highest level.

BGP

PS. Spain wouldn't be World Champs if Clarence was on the pitch Biggest mistake the Dutch made was not playing Clarentino always

Now go Clarence ... fly away like the soaring eagle you are ... you've done us nothing but

This shit is LLworthy

I assume you think the same of legends like Maldini, Scholes, Totti and Del Piero?

 

[Casualista]

This shit is LLworthy

I assume you think the same of legends like Maldini, Scholes, Totti and Del Piero?

shhhh it was a bait to go on a ronaldo, van bommel, dinho tirade.

 

[GreatKalu]

No. Those men stuck through difficult times at their clubs. Iniesta has had the best players in the world around ever since his rise as a football player. He has the type of security that the other mentioned players did not have, especially with Barca getting favors from refs, banks and the Spanish government.

The fact that Clarence achieved maximum success at three different clubs is testament to his quality. What made him the man he is today? Its his touch, his control, his decent vision and, earlier, a mighty shot.

Can Iniesta replicate his performances at Barca without Messi, Chavi and co? What if we brought him to Milan ... how would he fair? I don't think he's got half the balls as Clarence to try something like that in the first place, but its still a valid point I'm trying to make.

 

[Casualista]

No its not. Because he(iniseta) lacks nothing as an individual football player to perform well here. World class players survive any league and iniesta is world class and has a decent brain on his head. He also doesnt choose when to turn up based on the size of headlight flashing on him and does his business week in week out.

Seedorf was part of the problem and why milan were facing a difficult time. So dunno why he stuck around. Iniesta has been at barca since childhood. Barca became top dogs 4 years back apart from a small stint taht rijkaard had. You didnt exactly see him going to arsenal or other club a-la cesc.

Point is there is absolutely nothing suggesting that he would be hindered in playing football (unless he gets injuries due to shitty san siro pitch) anywhere. And also comparing individually there is nothing that seedorf has over iniesta other than maybe physical presence. But iniesta's talent, skill, close control, fast movement and work rate takes care of that.

 

[Ash]

No. Those men stuck through difficult times at their clubs. Iniesta has had the best players in the world around ever since his rise as a football player. He has the type of security that the other mentioned players did not have, especially with Barca getting favors from refs, banks and the Spanish government.

The fact that Clarence achieved maximum success at three different clubs is testament to his quality. What made him the man he is today? Its his touch, his control, his decent vision and, earlier, a mighty shot.

Can Iniesta replicate his performances at Barca without Messi, Chavi and co? What if we brought him to Milan ... how would he fair? I don't think he's got half the balls as Clarence to try something like that in the first place, but its still a valid point I'm trying to make.

So much BS

So Iniesta is a pussy because he is surrounded by World Class players. What kind of fucked up logic is that?

And no, you irrational and ridiculous Barca hate doesn't count as logic. I yet have to see you give a rational explanation...

And p.s. - Seedorf wasn't surrounded by World Class players where he went? I mean, the dude is one of the most selfish players on the planet who only turned up when he had something to play for...